PROMO FOR BERNARD AYRES (first document)

SFX:		THEME ESTABLISHES AND FADES

VOICE 1:	Join BCN's Bernard Ayres, this Sunday 
		morning at 6:45, for The Happy Tightwad ! 
		Don't let your money gather piddly 
		interest in a stodgy bank ... enter the 
		exciting, colourful world of

VOICE 2:	High Interest !

VOICE 1:	High Risk !

VOICE 3:	High Fives !

VOICE 1:	Breathe the refreshing rewarding ozone of 
		the pennies in ... dollars out Nfld Stock 
		Exchange.  The NFSE ... 

VOICE 2:	Out of this world opportunity !

VOICE 1:	Out of this province investment !

VOICE 3:	Out of this country tax exemption !

BERNARD:	Hi ... I'm Bernard Ayres, the Happy 
		Tightwad ... join me for a special 
		introduction to the NFSE, North America's 
		hottest commodities exchange.  Trickle 
		down is only a joke ... at the NFSE, you 
		can experience an avalanche of investment 
		possibilities ... I'll analyze the new 
		"whole-seal" approach to that fishery ... 
		Seal deodorant, seal sausage, seal 
		leather, and the highly profitable, 
		highly risky, seal pharmaceutical 
		industry ... still in its infancy, but 
		with a wealth of promise ... and that's 
		what I, Bernard Ayres, the Happy 
		Tightwad, promise you ... a wealth of 
		promise !  See you on the floor !

VOICE 1:	Tune in the Happy Tightwad, only on BCN, 
		Sunday mornings at 6:45 !

VOICE 2:	Neither Bernard Ayres nor the Happy 
		Tightwad are sanctioned by the Nfld. 
		Stock Exchange.

SFX:		THEME UP AND OUT

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PROMO FOR BERNARD AYRES (second document)

SFX:	THEME ESTABLISHES AND FADES

VOICE 1:	Join BCN's Bernard Ayres, this Sunday 
		morning at 6:45, for The Happy Tightwad ! 
		Enter the exciting, colourful world of

VOICE 2:	High Interest !

VOICE 1:	High Risk !

VOICE 3:	High Fives !

VOICE 1:	Breathe the refreshing rewarding ozone of 
		the "pennies in / dollars out" Nfld Stock 
		Exchange.  The NFSE ... 

VOICE 2:	Out of this world opportunity !

VOICE 1:	Out of this province investment !

VOICE 3:	Out of this country tax exemption !

BERNARD:	Hello ... I'm Bernard Ayres, the Happy 
		Tightwad ... join me for a special 
		introduction to the NFSE, North America's 
		hottest stock exchange.

VOICE 1:	Seal Futures !

VOICE 2:	Speculative Levers !

VOICE 1:	Homogenized Bonds !

VOICE 2:	(SERIOUSLY FAST) All trades subject to 
		ten percent buy sell commission.

BERNARD:	Let's get down ... on the trading floor !

VOICE 1:	Tune in the Happy Tightwad, only on BCN, 
		Sunday mornings at 6:45 !

VOICE 2:	Neither Bernard Ayres nor the Happy 
		Tightwad are official agents for the 
		Nfld. Stock Exchange.

SFX:		THEME UP AND OUT