WEARING THE WIRE - PEI

JEROME:	This week, join me, Jerome Granger as Wearing the Wire goes overseas 
	and inside Prince Edward Island, to discover the lost erotic writings of Lucy 
	Maud Montgomery.

JEROME:	So you deny these "Baudy Maudy" stories exist.

PEIGUY:	I deny nothing.  Hey Anne grew up, she moved to the Praires, you 
	know what those people are like out there.

JEROME:	What's the sinister connection between these steamy volumes and the 
	fixed link?  What are you people hiding?

PEIGUY:	Listen people might be frightened of you in Newfoundland, Granger, 
	but you're in Prince Edward, now.

JEROME:	You don't scare me.

PEIGUY:	No, but Joe Ghiz will.  He's freelance now.  No connections to our 
	operation whatsoever.  Watch your back, Mr. Journalism school, Ghizzy'll show 
	you a few things that aren't part of the curriculum.  SFX:	BUZZES INTERCOM

	Diane, send in Dewey and Kirk.  I think we got a hidden microphone here, and I 
	think I know just where to look for it.

ANNOUNCER:	That's Behind the Green Gables a special Wearing the Wire with me 
	Jerome Granger, Thursday 9:00 pm, exclusive to BCN.
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