ANUSELTZER AD


MAN:	(GRUNTING)  Morning.

WOMAN:	God, honey, you look awful.

MAN:	I think I overdid it at the Church Dinner last night.

WOMAN:	Aw, honey, bunged up?

MAN:	And how.

SFX:	KNOCK, KNOCK

WOMAN:	Who's that at the back door?  LOOK, IT'S THE ANU-
	SELTZER MAN !

A MAN:	Too busy to wait for the slow action of a traditional laxative ? 
	Try Anu-seltzer, the effervescent suppository.

SFX:	BELT UNBUCKLING, PAPER RIPPING, FIZZING

MAN:	AHHHHHHHH.

WOMAN:	Now you look your old self.

SFX:	THEY KISS

AMAN:	Start your day the Anuseltzer way ... Anuseltzer, the 
	effervescent suppository laxative ... from Doyle's !