GE 1995 Season 2 Episode 5: Anuseltzer
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
ANUSELTZER AD
MAN: (GRUNTING) Morning.
WOMAN: God, honey, you look awful.
MAN: I think I overdid it at the Church Dinner last night.
WOMAN: Aw, honey, bunged up?
MAN: And how.
SFX: KNOCK, KNOCK
WOMAN: Who's that at the back door? LOOK, IT'S THE ANU-
SELTZER MAN !
A MAN: Too busy to wait for the slow action of a traditional laxative ?
Try Anu-seltzer, the effervescent suppository.
SFX: BELT UNBUCKLING, PAPER RIPPING, FIZZING
MAN: AHHHHHHHH.
WOMAN: Now you look your old self.
SFX: THEY KISS
AMAN: Start your day the Anuseltzer way ... Anuseltzer, the
effervescent suppository laxative ... from Doyle's !