NUCLEAR ATTACK

ERLING:	It was the hot August of 1961 when a 
	summer replacement at the BCN, thinking it was an episode of Salty 
	Tales, cued up this tape before stepping out for a cool bottle of Coca-
	Cola.

SFX:	AIR RAID SIREN

ANNOUNCER:	This is a real emergency.  I repeat, this is a real emergency.  This is 
	the Newfoundland Emergency Broadcasting System.  An enemy 
	attack on Newfoundland has been detected.  Sirens are now 
	sounding or have sounded the attack warning.  This is a real 
	emergency.  Take cover immediately.  Here are some instructions:

	- If you are at home go to the basement or strongest part of your 
	house which offers the best protection;

	- Take your battery radio with you;

	- If your radio is not on, turn it on immediately.  I repeat, turn on your 
	radio immediately.


ERLING:	I remember it like it was yesterday.  Mom rushing across the street to 
	Mr. Kearney's.  The two of them ... embracing on the lawn.  Dad with 
	his pants around his ankles chugging the Christmas Sherry.  The 
	rising chorus of shouts and gasps and sobs from all over the 
	neighbourhood, and then silence.
	
ANNOUNCER:	Keep listening to this station for further instructions.  For the 
	Newfoundland Emergency Broadcasting System, I'm Gordon 
	Shelley.  (CHANGES TONE TO JOLLY)  If you have just joined us, 
	please stay tuned.  This Is A Real Emergency.

SFX:	AIR RAID SIREN OUT

ERLING:	Some people never forgave the BCN for the mistake.  I thought it 
	was instructive, that it taught us all a little lesson in humility.  Taught 
	us to appreciate what little time we have on the earth.  And to be 
	grateful for it.