GE 1995 Season 2 Episode 6: City of Legends
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version. 
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SFX:	THEME ... NFLD THING

SFX:	MENACING MUSIC

DEEP VOICE:	St. John's ... the oldest port in North America ... the City of Legends 
	... 

SFX:	DRAMATIC CHORD

	Beneath St. John's lie ancient catacombs and sewers ... old codgers 
	'low how they're populated by dwarves ... and riddling faeries ... and a 
	race of hardy men forced ... into womanhood ... imagine that ... for 
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	beneath St. John's ... a place like no other ... a living labyrinth of 
	unimaginable pleasures ... imagine this, luh ...