GE 1995 Season 2 Episode 7: News Promo
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
 
BCN 5 O'CLOCK NEWS PROMO:

MUSIC:	CHEAP NEWS SHOW THEME.

SFX:	TYPEWRITERS CLACKING AWAY FRENZIEDLY.

ANNOUNCER:	It's on every day.  

PRODUCER:	I wanted a spell-check, not a fact-check!

SFX:	PHONE SLAMMING DOWN

ANNOUNCER :	It's better than it used to be.

PRODUCER:	I don't care if it is the wrong guy...  His pants were down, 
	and we're going with the story!

ANNOUNCER :	It's the all-new BCN 5 O'Clock News .... at 5:30.

PRODUCER:	The extra half hour gives us stories we never would have 
	gotten with the old format, and we get more of them.

ANNOUNCER:	More news, later than before.

PRODUCER:	Coming at you in five ... four ... (speeding up alot) three-
	two-one--

RITA:	Good afternoon, Newfoundland, I'm Rita Molloy.

ANNOUNCER:	Today at 5:30 on 520, police continue their search for 
	escaped convict Edgar Roy Blades.  And what interest do 
	the missing Bernard Ayres, Earl Vardy and J. Richard 
	Candow have in the government's new health care 
	privatization scheme.  That's a special report at 5:30 on 
	520.  BCN: news for tomorrow, today.