ANNOUNCER:	This week on Wearing the Wire.

MAN:	Jeez honey it's not so big a deal, use my hair brush.

WOMAN:	YOUR STUPID BRUSH IS STUPIDEST BRUSH IN THE 
STUPID UNIVERSE AND MY HAIR IS A DISASTER 
(tears)

ANNOUNCER:	The horrible secret.  Men and PMS.

MAN:	You seem a little sensitive darling, is it perhaps ... that time 
	of the month?

WOMAN:	That time of the month!  Why don't you tell me Mr. 
	Menstuation Expert!  (voice drops in pitch a la exorcist) 
	COME HERE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

ANNOUNCER:	Men with nowhere to turn.

MAN:	I ... I ... can't go home.

ANNOUNCER:	Helpless victims of a demonic hormonal cocktail.

WIFE:	Paranoid?  Paranoid?  (weeping)
	I'm not paranoid, you just don't love me anymore.

MEN:	That's not true.

WIFE:	LIAR!  Oh god I forgot to pick up the laundry and ... (weeps) 
	we hardly ever go out.


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