GE 1996-7 Season 3 Episode 1: Complete Script
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
ANNOUNCER: It's eleven thirty-five, Nfld
Daylight Saving Time. Stay
tuned for The Great Eastern,
Nfld's Cultural Magazine, with
Paul Moth.
You are listening to the
Broadcasting Corporation of
Nfld, 520 on the Long Wave.
SFX: THEME
This week, on The Great Eastern:
(THERE FOLLOW AUDIO CLIPS FROM
THE SHOW. THEY END)
PAUL: Bonjour, Canada, hello. Goth-
ahn die-in, Iceland. How's she
goin', Nfld !
Yes, all hands are on board. My
name is Paul Moth. Today: the
all-estrogen id; a most humble
apology; we'll go up the Bomba
with the King's Own Jowls and
Cavalancers; and shake that
body ! All this, for you, with
me, on The Great Eastern, Nfld's
Cultural Magazine.
SFX: THEME UP AND OUT
The BCN and The Great Eastern
are happy, proud, excited,
trans-Canadian, and ready to go !
Welcome back, everybody!
Now, if you heard our annual
Last Saturday in August in
Iceland show, you'll know that
it ended in a bit of a brouhaha.
There was a misunderstanding to
be sure ... Bjork didn't take my
joke in the spirit in which it
was meant ... we'll let the
lawyers figure that one out, but
my detention was momentary, and
now I'm back into the conning
tower, up on the deck, on the
bridge of this fantastic
nautical device known as The
Great Eastern. Despite the mix-
up, I say to all our friends
listening on Radio Iceland
Rikisutuarp, Ras eh, "Nith
huffdum path myug gott, sjaumst
ath ari."
But of course, the good news for
today is that, cutbacks and
government treachery aside, all
negotiations with the
Broadcasting Corporation of
Canada have ended successfully
and we are now heard coast to
coast on that network's series
of transmitters.
Our confederate partners across
this great landscape will be
exposed once more to the
cultural pulsings of Nfld and
The Great Eastern.
SFX: THEME, ESTABLISHES THEN OUT
PAUL: It's time for Wordworks, our
look at things literary.
Kathleen Hanrahan returns from
her summer hiatus looking, I
must say, fabulous.
KATHLEEN: Oh, Paul !
PAUL: That's a new hair colour,
Kathleen ?
KATHLEEN: Yes I wanted something more ...
autumnal?
PAUL: Well, it suits you very well.
KATHLEEN: It's great to be back with you,
Paul.
PAUL: You've scrutinized this fall
season's first hot new titles
and they're both much talked
about books.
KATHLEEN: First, "Your Psychic Vampyric
Slut", by Dr. Sally Rumsey.
PAUL: To avoid a barrage of letters of
outrage we should say that it's
"Your", y-o-u-r possessive and
not an accusation that our
listeners are ...
KATHLEEN: All the same, the book posits
that there is a Psychic Vampyric
Slut in every woman.
PAUL: And we're happy about this?
KATHLEEN: Only if we come to understand
and love that Psychic Vampyre.
PAUL: So this is only one ingredient
of the psychological cocktail
that makes up the fair sex ?
KATHLEEN: Yes, there's the nurturer, the
lover, the sister and so on.
PAUL: But those books have already
been written.
KATHLEEN: And sold in the millions.
PAUL: Let's have it then Kathleen, who
is the Psychic Vampyric Slut ?
KATHLEEN: The all estrogen id. The
entirely self obsessed, self
gratifying, amoral chick on the
loose with your credit cards.
PAUL: We've met.
KATHLEEN: This is the part of you that
pleasures itself without mind to
the consequences.
PAUL: The one that claims it's
"lesbian experimentation" but it
turns out that all the time
she's actually sleeping with
your best friend, takes half
your stuff when she moves out,
and the worst, the thing that
just drove me nuts, is that she
would never put the records back
in the sleeves and I come home
after she's split and one of her
odious cats is sound asleep atop
my pristine vinyl copy of Trout
Mask Replica ...
KATHLEEN: Paul ?
PAUL: That was a collectors item !
KATHLEEN: Paul?
PAUL: What?
KATHLEEN: How was the sex?
PAUL: Well, Kathleen, you know, it was
fantastic.
KATHLEEN: Know your Psychic Vampyric Slut,
and use it, is the message of
this book. Dr. Rumsey isn't
advocating women running amok,
just having access to and
control over that part of them
that finds pure pleasure without
guilt. As you can see, it's
wonderfully illustrated ...
PAUL: Mmmm ... I can see ...
KATHLEEN: And is available from Mowdown
House for $27.99.
PAUL: Thumbs up, then?
KATHLEEN: So to speak. Next I have "The
Miracle of Economology" by R.
Bennett Manning.
PAUL: STOP! STOP! This thing is
everywhere, Kathleen. Most of
the staff here in the BCN
building are reading it. When I
flew in from Iceland half the
people on the plane had it open
on their lap.
It's nothing but economic hokum
rolled into some half-arsed
self-help feel-good fantasy. A
get rich quick scheme married to
some karma-cola mysticism. Does
it deserve any more notice?
KATHLEEN: I've take it that you've read it ?
PAUL: I don't have to.
KATHLEEN: You're not being fair, Paul.
It's a serious look and the
economy and our spiritual lives.
PAUL: Surely the two are not related.
KATHLEEN: Why not?
PAUL: Not you too, Kathleen!
SFX: PAUL PICKS UP BOOK AND FLIPS
THROUGH IT
PAUL: Look at these charts and
diagrams, "reductive pulses of
public spending" ? "Vitality /
tranquillity / liquality" ?
what are these? ... lines
leading from the intestines to
THE MONEY SUPPLY!
KATHLEEN: It's a little complicated to
explain but vibrations spin the
economy, stimulating the nodal
juices.
PAUL: Frankly, I think this R. Bennett
Manning guy's a kook and
Economology a cult.
KATHLEEN: You're closed to new ideas.
PAUL: Is that their line? You're not
going to their meetings, I hope.
KATHLEEN: That's a little personal.
PAUL: I wish someone would look into
this "phenomena" and expose it
for what it is. It's worse than
those Buddhists over in Halifax.
KATHLEEN: That's unfair. That's the
Miracle of Economology,
published by The Miracle of
Economology Press and retails
for $60.00. All proceeds go to
The Centre for the Miracle of
Economolgy Foundation.
PAUL: I bet ! The Millennium
approaches, and we brace
ourselves for a flood of such
pseudo scientific clap trap.
Thanks for coming in, Kathleen.
KATHLEEN: Sure.
PAUL: Kathleen Hanrahan and Wordworks
return soon on The Great
Eastern.
BCN 5 O'Clock News Promo
SFX: THEME
ANNOUNCER: The BCN 5 O'clock News at 5:30:
news that moves.
Streeter #1: It's so fast-paced sometimes I
don't even notice it's over.
ANNOUNCER: News with a focus on you.
Streeter #2: Definitely. They think of the
listener first, then they go for
the story.
ANNOUNCER: News that digs.
Streeter #3: I used to be relaxed, but now I
know I have so much to be
afraid of.
ANNOUNCER: News that impacts hard.
Streeter #1: It hurts to listen to it -- it
really does: that's the kind of
news I like.
ANNOUNCER: The BCN 5 O'Clock News at 5:30,
with Rita Malloy.
RITA: Today on 5 at 5:30 on 520:
Fraser Institute says wide
spread joblessness good for
economy; soft on separation
Reddy Kilowatt muzzled as Tobin
promises "Lights out for la
belle province."
BCN - news for Tomorrow ...
Today.
SFX: THEME OUT
PAUL: Last week, we were privileged to
have Newfoundland trivia expert
Rock Hiscock aboard answering
queries from listeners.
Perhaps you remember the one
caller who asked whether or not
it was true that Ontario Premier
Mike Harris had Newfoundland
ancestors.
We are obliged now to make a
correction.
Mr. Harris is not, it turns out,
of Newfoundland stock. And as
best we know he and Premier
Ralph Klein have an entirely
professional relationship.
The Dorothy mentioned by Rock is
not a real person. Further to
that item, there is no
association between Hydro
Quebec, Freemasonry, and the
recent conviction of Mr. Robert
Vesco in Havana, Cuba.
(deep breath, shuffling of
papers) I want to handle this
one properly ...
Nor is there, now, nor has there
been at any time, to our
knowledge, a conspiracy
involving the major Canadian
banks, the Liberal Party of
Canada, The Disney Corporation
and the construction of a fixed
link to Prince Edward Island.
While it is true that Mr. Ernie
Coombs was born in the United
States, it was not in Roswell,
New Mexico.
The pattern of Crosses of the
Knights Templar appearing on the
facade of the CBC Broadcast
Centre in Toronto is, we are
told, entirely coincidental.
We at The Great Eastern
apologize for these errors and
any inconvenience they may have
caused.
SFX: PROMO THEME
ANNOUNCER: The Great Eastern, great radio,
coast to coast in Nfld, on the
Broadcasting Corporation of
Nfld, BCN, 520 in the Long Wave.
SFX: THEME OUT. CROSS TO PAUL
WALKING DOWN STAIRWELL
PAUL: Descending now, deep into the
basement of the old BCN building
to mine these murky shafts for
nuggets from our musty archives.
Here he is, the keeper of the
vault and Director of Radio here
at the BCN, Ish Lundrigan.
ISH: You make it sound so gloomy,
Paul.
PAUL: What gem from our golden age
will illuminate these dark
passages ?
ISH: Well, Paul, the recent news of
renewed conflict in Oougubomba
got me thinking about a few BCN
"firsts." The station first got
into international news coverage
to report on the Oougubomba
situation starting in the '30s.
PAUL: This would have been coverage of
Newfoundland's first colonial
... episode on the dark
continent -- and, I guess
thankfully, her only one,
because, I mean, Ish, the whole
thing w--.
ISH: Ya, ya, once, just once, spare
us the liberal apology and let
history do the talking.
PAUL: All right. All right. So we're
going to hear those reports from
the `30s then?
ISH: No, unfortunately the wire
recordings were chopped up and
used to hang pictures in a
building renovation during the
war. Anyway, I found a fine bit
of tape from the original
lacquered disc from 1940.
Here's our International and
African report with Dr. Connor
Howse.
SFX: TAPE STARTING, OLD NEWS THEME
ESTABLISHES
PAUL: ... who I believe was a real
Doctor ...
SFX: NEWS THEME CROSSES FROM RULE
BRITTANIA TO AFRICAN DRUMMING
ISH: Oh yes. Cured my mother of a
mysterious illness, actually,
right around the time of this
show.
NARRATOR: In 1927, Newfoundland achieves
Dominion status. Anxious to
share the fruits of Democracy
with friends in the
Commonwealth, Nfld sends an
expeditionary force, headed by
the 4th Jowls and Cavalancers
Light, to Africa and up the
River Bomba. Here the Sagooni
tribe and the Mordecai people of
the Eastern Townships struggle
for independence from Inner
Kanduland.
PAUL: Give us a break!
ISH: Shhh!
NARRATOR: Commander Russell Outerbridge is
greeted with native dances and
has an audience with Chief
BouchBouch of the Sagooni.
SFX: CRACKLING TAPE
OUTERBRIDGE: Chief BouchBouch, how do you do
sir ? On behalf of the people
of the Dominion of Newfoundland,
I take great pleasure in
presenting you with this gift of
hard biscuit.
NARRATOR: Fierce tribal differences are
put aside as the nation unites
under the flag of the new
territory of Oougubomba,
Newfoundland's first colony
(continues underneath)
PAUL: No, that's it, Ish. I'm sorry
but ...
ISH: What? What? What?
PAUL: First, there was no independence
movement. That was a concocted
excuse for a pathetic premature
imperial ejaculation.
ISH: Oougubomba was under the yoke of
Inner Kanduland tyranny.
PAUL: There was no such thing as
Oougubomba until Commander
Outerbridge and few other
deluded adventurers arbitrarily
drew a line on a map. The
Sagooni and Mordeci Peoples
despise one another, and
Newfoundlanders, to this day.
If independence was their
"noble" concern why did they
colonize the place from the get
go ?
ISH: My Uncle served with the 4th
Jowls and Cavalancers and I...
PAUL: So that's it!
ISH: And just what qualifies you to
pronounce on these matters?
PAUL: I have a degree in Political
Science from MUN.
ISH: Do you now?
PAUL: Well ... almost ... I was a
couple of credits shy ...
NARRATOR: ... seem pleased with their new
Newfoundland tartan skirts.
Monsignor Forward, head of the
colony's mission, shows the
Oougubombans that the garment is
to be worn only by the women of
the tribe.
PAUL: Right, the church. I should have
known.
SFX: TAPE STOPS
ISH: We did some very good work over
there. If it weren't for the
Newfoundland missions, those
people would never have learned
about freedom and hygiene.
PAUL: Oh, come on, Ish, we were just
doing the Brit's dirty work for
them, and scamming off as much
ivory and betel nuts as we could
in the process. In any case,
this upbeat equatorial picnic
you've presented us here didn't
last very long, did it?
ISH: I was coming to that. Here's a
much later tape, Dirk Pilgram
filing from Oougubomba during
the rebellion in 1946.
SFX: FRENZIED GUNFIRE, TANKS & ETC.
DIRK: The so-called Oougubomba
Freedom Front, or OFF, now
surrounds the Capital,
Bebopalula. Reports from the
provinces are sketchy, however
we know that New Botwood at the
headwaters of the Bomba River
remains in the control of the
16th Jowls and Cavalancers under
the command of Colonel Xavier
Lundrigan. What we do not know
is to whom Colonel Lundrigan now
answers.
SFX: TAPE ENDS
PAUL: Was that the Uncle you
mentioned?
ISH: Yes, my father's brother.
PAUL: That's incredible. I had no
idea the Mad Colonel of the
Bomba was related to you.
ISH: Probably one of the credits
you're missing.
PAUL: Went native,
ISH: Gone Bomban, as they say around
town these days.
PAUL: That's right ! Established
himself as God king.
Unfortunately, he was
cannibalized by his followers in
a religious frenzy in 1952. But
he's still worshipped as a deity
in the more remote regions of
the Upper Bomba.
ISH: And the national dish still
bears his name. Canada washed
its hands of the matter when we
joined Confederation, granted
them complete independence.
PAUL: Complete independence, ya right.
Well, thanks for this, Ish, and
see you again soon ...
ISH: In the Vault.
SFX: THEME "PEG OF MY HEART"
RITA: Hello, I'm Rita Molloy with some
BCN programming highlights.
At 1:00, bring the kids up
Gander Bay way for a visit to
Uncle Jack's Shack. This week,
Uncle Jack settles a score by
poisoning the well and burning
out Warden Coombs.
At 2:00, BCN's sporting duo
Puffy Barbour and Toe Rousell
take to the links, checking out
the province's newest golf
course, Glen Gaultois. Get in a
good eleven holes before talking
handicap over a rib-eye and rye
at the clubhouse. That's Puffy
and Toe, today on Jock and Jill.
At 4:00, it's Playlets and the
first episode of "Please Make It
Stop", the much anticipated
spin-off of Delbert Onglow's
gritty masterpiece, "The Misery
That Is My Life." Today, sullen
daughter Brenda's shown the door
after selling Mom's medication
and Dad's despondent on news
that the biopsy's come back ...
fausty. The Fleming are back
and it just keeps on getting
worse on "Please Make It Stop."
Cigars and Cocktails are back,
and so is BCN's maestro of
Mixology, Max "Manhattan"
Noftall. Tonight at 11, break
out the Robustos and the
bitters, and butter the snake,
as Max takes you Downtown for
some serious lounging. You know
you love it, Babe!
A full day of informative and
entertaining programming on BCN,
520. All Newfoundland Radio.
SFX: THEME OUT
PAUL: It's time for our What's That
Noise from Nfld Contest, where
we challenge you to guess what
is that noise from Nfld. If
you're right, we'll send you a
BCN or Great Eastern memento
from our souvenier kiosk.
Our provincial audience has an
unfair advantage over our
national listeners for this
first week. But I have faith in
you Canadians, and if last
year's response to our "sonic
posings" is anything to go by,
you'll be joining us soon with
your e-mails and your letters.
But you'll need something to
guess at, won't you ?
Hollis Duffett, hit that noise
from Nfld.
SFX: THAT NOISE
What is that noise from Nfld ?
Well, down in to the mail bag I
go, and here's an envelope,
postmarked from sunny Little
Robespierre on the French shore,
the Port au Port peninsula, it's
from Delores Aucoin, and Delores
writes
"Dear Paul, Is that noise from
Newfoundland the Nfld pipes ?"
I'm sorry, Delores, no, it is
not Nfld pipes, whatever that
is.
Delores continues: "P.S. Ever
since the BCN got that new
broadcasting tower we have found
the sound quality of your
programs has deteriorated. I'm
no expert, so the best I can say
is that it is now kind of
"tinny". It drives my husband
Walter batty, he says it makes
his ears itch on the inside!"
I know the feeling.
"I contributed to the tower
bottle drive and don't want to
think that all that money was
wasted. I have yet to receive a
reply to any of my letters
addressed to BCN audience
relations (why are they located
in Gander?). Love the show."
Signed, Delores Aucoin, Little
Robespierre, Port-au-port.
Ah yes, sorry about that,
Delores, but there is no longer
a BCN "presence" in Gander. The
office there was shut down in
`89.
I am assured by our technical
people that though it may not
"seem" to sound as good as
before, our broadcast signal is,
in fact, of much higher
fidelity. ... I've heard a lot
of comments like yours, and
personally I have to agree. The
signal generated by the new
communications array just
doesn't have the same ...
"warmth" that the signal from
our old coal fired transmitter
did.
Does that answer your question,
Delores ? We love answering
questions on The Great Eastern.
Get your pens and papers ready,
if you think you know what that
noise from Nfld is I'll give you
our contest address right after
you hear it one more time.
Senor Hollis, por favor.
SFX: THE NOISE
Enter the What's that Noise From
Nfld Contest by writing us care
of The Great Eastern, the
Broadcasting Corporation of
Newfoundland, 342 Duckworth St.,
St. John's, Nfld., A1C 1H5.
PROMO: University of the Air --
Psychotropics
ANNOUNCER: Picture yourself on a boat on a
river, with tangerine trees and
marmalade skies.
THEME: Vivaldi's 4 Seasons
This week on University of the
Air, Dr. Derm Penney explores
pharmacology's happiest
accident. Follow along at home,
as our colourful chemist
reproduces the notorious Hoffman
experiment that changed the
world forever.
Take a psychotropical holiday
this Thursday at 10 a.m., when
University of the Air becomes
shimmering visuals and breathing
skin of azure foam tartabull
dandelion square root, only on
BCNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 520, Thursdays,
whatever that means.
SFX: THEME OUT. GYMNASIUM SOUNDS
ESTABLISH
PAUL: So many of the performers that
we've met lately on The Great
Eastern, be they actors or
musicians, seem to have Personal
Trainers.
We've decided to see what that's
all about. I'm here at Atlas
Pumped, the gym of choice for
Newfoundland's show biz set.
And I'm decked out in the old
ochre and teal t-shirt and
shorts of my alma mater, St.
Matthew's. With me is Pamela
Meeker, personal trainer and
fitness consultant to many of
our stars.
PAM: Hey.
PAUL: Yo, hey Pam.
PAM: You ready to sweat?
PAUL: Always.
PAM: You're pumped!
PAUL: I am !
PAM: Now what are you looking for
Paul?
PAUL: I don't know, biceps like yours
would be nice.
PAM: Think fitness first. Improved
respiration. Greater endurance.
PAUL: It's true that I am usually
quite baffed after the show.
PAM: O.k., we'll start you on a
beginner's routine. First,
though Paul, your current
physical condition.
PAUL: Isn't that painfully obvious?
PAM: I want to compare your mass to
your displacement. That'll tell
us what percentage of your body
weight is fat. Okay, up on the
scales. And you are ...
PAUL: Let's just keep that between
ourselves, Pam.
PAM: And now it's off to the tank.
PAUL: (laughs) It's like a giant
beaker.
SFX: HUGE SPLASH
PAUL: Looking glum, Pam.
PAM: Well, the percentage of your
body that's fat is pretty high.
SFX: LIGHT SPLASHING CONTINUES
THROUGHOUT
PAUL: It's a continual battle for me.
PAM: (ironic) Really ?
PAUL: Ya, this summer, though, I gave
up everything except sauces.
PAM: Sauces ?
PAUL: I cheated once or twice, but on
the whole, you know, Mornay,
Bearnaise, Hollandaise, chip
dip. Oh, and relishes, too,
chutneys, pickles, tapanade ...
did I say chip dip ?
PAM: Just sauces.
PAUL: Ya, I'd skip the food and just
have liquids instead ... you
know ... a couple of bowls of
sauce. Is that bad?
PAM: Well, I think a lot of the fat
is in the sauces.
PAUL: Really ! That's a great tip.
Comin' in has been worth it
already. What say I towel off
now and we just go pump some
iron?
SFX: CROSS TO WEIGHT ROOM SOUNDS UP
PAM: O.k., this is the main pumping
area.
PAUL: You've graciously provided me
with a pair of Atlas Pumped
shorts and matching t-shirt.
PAM: You look great.
PAUL: You think? I find the shorts
ride a little high.
PAM: It'll keep you motivated.
PAUL: Indeed. Now, Pam, there are a
lot of people here today, a lot
of scantily clad people, wrapped
tightly in lycra and spandex
revealing as they pump pump pump
pump their lithe athletic forms,
their taut loins, their firm
....
PAM: Are you asking me a question?
PAUL: Yes, yes of course, a ....
right. Pam, what's the exercise
room etiquette about ...
looking?
PAM: Looking, Paul?
PAUL: Ya, I mean, suppose your gaze
were to fall, inadvertently mind
you, on say those ... that ...
insignia over there, that ...
PAM: Insignia?
PAUL: Ya, there's a letter "N" and a
small "e". I can't see the
middle letters. Oh there they
are! Oh they're gone again.
Ooooh there they are ....
PAM: Oh, the Nike logo.
PAUL: Nike?
PAM: You know the third-world-child-
labour-athletic-footwear-and-
apparel-people.
PAUL: Right. Just do it.
PAM: I'd say looking at that logo
would be crossing the line,
Paul. It's impossible not to
look, inadvertently as you say,
but exercise discretion.
PAUL: That's a lot to ask in here,
Pam.
PAM: You'll get used to it. Once you
start working out, the body
you're concentrating on is your
own.
PAUL: Been there.
SFX: THEY WALK
Now, Pam, you have numerous
exercise devices here, ones you
pull on, ones you push, ones
that pull you, weird rowing
machines, all for different
muscle groups, I'm guessing,
Pam?
PAM: That's right. But over here we
have a new generation of cruel
yet ingenious body-shaping
devices. They exercise complex
groups of muscles. This is our
latest addition: it's called a
Navel Winch.
PAUL: (serious) I hope you're not
proposing that I get in that
thing?
PAM: That's what it's all about.
PAUL: I had a bad experience some
years ago on the prairies and
you see ...
PAM: Come on. Just put your foot in
here.
PAUL: Why, Pam, you are a bold one!
PAM: And I strap your chest down
here.
PAUL: I used to play a game just like
this with Shirley Jones...
PAM: You want to give me the
microphone ....
PAUL: Ah, ok ...
PAM: And this bar goes here ...
PAUL: (breathing growing heavier) Ah
... Pam ... Pam ...
claustrophobic ... Pam ...
Saskatchewan, the lights, it's
coming back, hay fever, too much
Benedryl, need sleep, visitors
from skies, DON'T PROBE ME!
PAM: Just relax ! Breathe deeply,
now ! I'll put it on a low
setting. Get you used to the
feel.
SFX: CLANGS, FLESH BEING STRETCHED TO
TOLERANCE
PAUL: AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
PAM: Breathe and push as you exhale!
PAUL: (as exhaling) God help me.
PAM: Great! Don't stop breathing
yet. Go for it!
PAUL: (again) God help me.
PAM: Two more.
PAUL: Please Pam.
PAM: One more.
PAUL: (weepy cries of desperation)
PAM: There you go.
PAUL: Whew! (proud of himself) Now
that's what I call a workout.
PAM: Ok, next it's the Abductor. A
great machine.
PAUL: What do you mean "next"? You do
more than one machine per visit?
PAM: You have to do a complete cycle
of machines, Paul. Get all the
muscle groups.
PAUL: And how many weeks before I've
got that rippled stomach and
those rock hard buttocks of
yours ?
PAM: You shouldn't look at this as a
goal-oriented activity. You got
to make it part of your
lifestyle if you want any real
improvement.
PAUL: Part of my lifestyle! Please,
Pam, don't toy with me, I can't
be comin' in here for the rest
of my living days. Pam Meeker,
thanks for the togs, and thanks
for showing us around Atlas
Pumped, gym of choice for the
artistic set.
PAM: Think it over.
PAUL: Ya, sure. Now the showers, Pam?
The "looking" question ... ?
SFX: GYM OUT
PAUL: It seems like only last week we
were talking to you, my Canadian
compatriot, but do you know it`s
been over a year?
Something was not right ... you
weren't there to talk to. And I
missed that. I missed your
jolly good humour, your wacky
notions about what it is to be,
and to be from, a Nflder.
But, we're back together. The
Great Eastern once more plows
your airwaves.
And you know something, I'm glad
you're back. I'm glad I'm back.
I'm glad once more that you
invite me and the people who
make up our "cultural duff" into
your life. Nfld can serve as a
petri dish for Canada. We have
many cultures that collide
within the confines of our
island home. Peoples who have
been enemies in other times and
other places.
Yet here, I don't know what it
is, there isn't that much
sectarian and ethnic strife.
Not like you have in Quebec,
say, or Manitoba. Are we lucky
? Or what ? In any event, I'm
immensely pleased we'll be in
this weekly time slot.
Now, I know there's been some
talk recently in the papers that
I'm being groomed as a successor
for that uniquely Canadian
institution, Peter Gzowski.
Well, let me be the first to
scotch that notion.
If there are discussions ongoing
in this regard, then I am not
aware of them.
I'm not directly or seriously
considering this or any offer
that may or may not, now, or in
the future, here, or wherever,
be in the cards on the table.
Frankly, I thought Ian Brown was
a shoe-in before ... that
happened.
I want you to know ... that I'm
happy doing what I am. I'm
happy, where I am.
Welcome back, Canada.
SFX: OUT THEME
PAUL: The Great Eastern is broadcast
live from the studios of the
Broadcasting Corporation of
Newfoundland on Duckworth St. in
the city of legends, St. John's.
Our engineer for today's show
was Hollis Duffett, and the
Director of Radio at the BCN is
Ish Lundrigan.
We'd love to hear from you, what
you thought about the show, any
questions or answers you may
have. Why don't you drop us a
line at 342 Duckworth St., St.
John's, Nfld., A1C 1H5. Or
send us e-mail. That address is
greateastern@stjohns.cbc.ca.
My name is Paul Moth. Join us
again next Saturday for The
Great Eastern, Nfld's cultural
magazine.
SFX: THEME OUT
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