GE 1996-7 Season 3 Episode 15: Complete Script
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
THE GREAT EASTERN
“THE 1996 NEWFOUNDLAND RADIO AWARDS SHOW”
WRITTEN BY STEVEN PALMER, EDWARD RICHE AND MACK
FURLONG
PRODUCED BY GLEN TILLEY FOR THE CANADIAN BROADCASTING
CORPORATION
AIRDATE: JANUARY 4, 1997
DRUCY: A big hello, Canada! My name
is Drucy Maher. I’m the
Doyenne of the Entertainment
Beat here at the Broadcasting
Corporation of Newfoundland.
Today, we pre-empt The Great
Eastern to bring you a special
programme.
I’m sitting in for Paul Moth
because this morning our Paul
is one tired puppy. Last
evening he hosted what is
perhaps the premiere event on
the Happy Province’s busy
show-biz calendar. Paul was
master of ceremonies for the
Newfoundland Radio Awards
show. There, the Radio
Academy hands out to worthy
recipients, the Marconis,
symbolic of radio excellence.
The ceremony was broadcast
live throughout the island.
It was a long, glamorous
evening mixed with doses of
sweet triumph and bitter
disappointment.
We’ve put together a package
of show highlights for you.
And as a bonus, a behind the
scenes look at the whole
event.
We take you now to the Hotel
Palmer Hotel for the sixtieth
annual 1996 Marconis.
MUSIC: BIG BAND INTRO
ANNOUNCER: Live, from the Titanic Room of
the glamorous Hotel Palmer
Hotel in downtown St. John’s,
it’sssss ... The 1996
Newfoundland Radio Awards ...
SFX: HUGE APPLAUSE
ANNOUNCER: ... with your host ... Paul
Moth!
SFX: A LITTLE LESS APPLAUSE.
(PULSES OF APPLAUSE TO FOLLOW)
ANNOUNCER: Brought to you by Drodge
Family Motors, Newfoundland’s
Automobile Maker. Appearing
tonight: neo-punk sensations
“Slain Teen’s Parents”!;
“Scrobby Lambert and the
Knobs”!; Shock Comic “Pusy”!;
and the lewd gyrations of “The
Carol Player Dancers” ! Our
house band for tonight is
Cluney’s Beaver ! Now, here’s
your host, PAUL MOOOOTH.
SFX: APPLAUSE
PAUL: Whew and Wow!
SFX: APPLAUSE
PAUL: Good evening and welcome to
the Marconis, our Radio
Awards. And what a pleasure
it is for me, your humble
servant, to be here in the
swank, deluxe, recently
renovated Titanic Room of the
Hotel Palmer Hotel.
If you’ve never seen this
marvelous chamber, let me
describe it for you.
It’s a neo-gothic
hallucination on a maritime
theme. It has all the
trappings of a luxury liner,
only more so. Covered in
gilt, crowned with three
enormous chandeliers, and
surrounded on all sides with
trompe l’oeil of monstrous
icebergs at night, the whole
is backlit by a muted halogen
halo. Isn’t it fabulous?
SFX: APPLAUSE
PAUL: And aren’t we happy to be
here?
SFX: APPLAUSE
PAUL: Don’t we just feel so good
about ourselves that we could
scream ?
SFX: WILD APPLAUSE. SCATTERED
ORGASMIC SCREAMS
PAUL: Lots of awards to be given out
tonight. Lots of these
Guglielmo’s ... beautiful
Marconi’s. Named of course in
honour of the father of radio.
Just handling this statuette
gives me goose bumps.
Everybody in our industry
covets one. I’m confident
that tonight I’ll finally be
getting mine. I mean, they’ve
asked me to host the show. Why
else would they do that ?
SFX: LAUGHTER
No, really.
But 60 years ... that’s got to
be some kind of record,
doesn’t it ? There can’t be
anybody left alive who can
remember the first awards show
...
VOICE OFF: I can ...
PAUL: ... so long ago. From small
beginnings such mighty acorns
grow.
And it’s such a significant
signal of the maturity of our
industry that on this one
night of the year, we put
aside all our differences ...
VOICE OFF: Go fuck yourself !
PAUL: and celebrate the invisible
force ... Radio !
SFX: APPLAUSE
PAUL: It’s going to be a great show
tonight folks so what say we
let the games begin ...
SFX: APPLAUSE
PAUL: Presenting our first Marconi
are literary critic and BCN
columnist, Kathleen Hanrahan,
and VOZG, All Zagner Radio’s
Midday Man, Bobby Barron.
SFX: APPLAUSE
KATHLEEN: Looking spiff, Bobby.
BOBBY: I had my stomach stapled.
KATHLEEN: Great! The nominees in the
category Best Children’s
Program are ...
SILENCE
KATHLEEN: You read the stuff after it
says “Bobby” ...
BOBBY: Oh right!
KATHLEEN: The nominees in the category
Best Children’s Program are
...
BOBBY: “Wishy Land”, CBC Radio, Tom
Jokinen, Interim Producer,
“Constitutional History”
episode.
SFX: PIANO THEME TO “WISHY LAND”
(FOLLOWING VOICES ARE
CHILDREN’S’)
ROY: And when Rene goes out for a
slurpy we can change the deal!
PIERRE: Good idea Roy, uh-oh, quiet
here comes Rene now.
RENE: Bonjour, Roy. Bonjour.
Pierre.
ROY & PETER: Bonjour, Rene.
KATHLEEN: “Uncle Jack’s Shack”, BCN,
Wilma Stoyles, producer,
“Poaching a Moose” episode.
SFX: THEME TO UNCLE JACK’S SHACK -
FOLLOWED BY FOREST AMBIANCE
AND THEN A RIFLE REPORT.
JACK: Oh Billy, you got ‘e!
WARDEN: Hold it right there, Jack!
SFX: MUFFLED SQUEALS OF PANIC FROM
BILLY, RIFLE COCKED
JACK: Take ‘er easy there, Warden, I
got the boy.
BOBBY: “Thorpex - Lord Master of the
Underworld”, VOZG, All Zagner
Radio, Troy Petrie, Dick
Pittman, Kyle Pope producers.
SFX: EXPLOSIONS, RAY GUN BEAMS A LA
22 CENTURY APOCALYPSE
THORPEX: With your parents hypnotized
by my exercise videos, you
children will be my slaves !
KATHLEEN: And the winner is ....
THORPEX! Lord Master of the
Underworld.
SFX: DISSOLVE BACK TO BCN STUDIO
DRUCY: Those guys went on to sweep
the children’s categories and
thank everyone but their
dealers.
During the awards ceremony,
our own Geraldine Cumby was
backstage, giving us a behind
the scenes peek at this super
glamorous shindig.
SFX: BACKSTAGE NOISE
ANNOUNCER #2: (off) Brought to you by
Drodge Family Motors, makers
of the new Drodge Phallus, the
car that’s a cock !
GERALDINE: (up over last words) Behind
the lights, music and glitter
of this super glamorous
shindig, over fifty worker
bees service the demands of
this bustling hive of
entertainment. Celebrities,
whether presenters or
recipients, are all around me.
There’s super-agent Ewan
Quinlan talking with Paul
Moth. Let’s see if we can
hear what they are saying.
PAUL: I don’t understand why my
blowing the television gig
precludes doing a movie.
EWAN: Paul, why don’t you relax.
Hosting an awards show
represents a career plateau.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
PAUL: What do you mean, “plateau”?
P.A.: Mr. Moth! You’re on in ten
seconds.
SFX: RETURN TO THE STAGE. APPLAUSE
PAUL: Have we got a surprise for
you!
The runaway East End success
story this townie theatrical
season is “Death - On Ice!”
Everybody wants tickets ! But
not everybody is getting them.
Here’s the star of the show,
Roger Greely, accompanied by
the BCN Coal Stokers Chorus,
with a medley of tunes from
the smash hit musical, “Death
- On Ice!”
SFX: APPLAUSE, FOLLOWED BY PIANO
INTRO, GREELY SINGS
THE SWELL FLORIZEL
You can tell by the smell
she’s the Florizel,
the rankest ship on the sea.
With the flippers ripe and the
blubber, cripes,
the hum comin’ off of me.
You can tell by the swells
she’s the Florizel,
the roughest ship on the sea.
With the pitch and the yaw,
the roll, by gaw,
the soup’s comin’ up on me.
O’ER THE SIDES
Seals!
It’s o’er the sides!
O’er the sides,
O’er the sides, lads
O’er the sides.
It’s o’er the sides,
O’er the sides,
On to the ice,
And o’er the sides.
It’s o’er the sides,
O’er the sides,
O’er the sides, lads,
O’er the sides.
It’s o’er the sides,
O’er the sides,
On to the ice, up with your
gaff, smack on the head,
And o’er the sides.
STIFF AS A BOARD
ROGER: Stiff as a board
Froze stiff as a board
Standing here lifeless,
I’m stiff as a board.
CHORUS: Stiff as a board,
Froze stiff as a board,
Breathless, lifeless,
He’s stiff as a board.
SFX: SONG CONTINUES OFF
GERALDINE: With so many show-biz types
working this event, you know
there are going to be calls
for all measure of back stage
indulgence. Providing the
grub this year is The Hotel
Palmer Hotel’s own Chef Paul
Benoit, who is also, we are
proud to say host of BCN’s
Paul’s Pot.
BENOIT: Bon soir, Geraldine.
GERALDINE: I can’t begin to describe the
delightful hors d’oeovres that
you’ve put out this year.
What a spread ...
BENOIT: This is Petite Cuisine, a
selection of very, very tiny
foodstuffs. Here you see we
have taken the first
appearance of growth of
arugula, topped it with a sun
dried baby cherry berry
tomato, one ten of a gram of
roasted goat cheese and a
single pine nut, applied by
pipette a balsamic dressing
and you have ...
GERALDINE: A bite size salad! (she eats)
Divine! And who could resist
these little quails, one to a
cracker.
BENOIT: Quail? No that is petite
souri, how do you say, a baby
mouse...
GERALDINE: You must have some very
idiosyncratic requests, what
with so many spoiled celebs
around ?
BENOIT: Oh, mais oui. So many will
purge that the food must be as
delightful coming up as going
down, this is tres important
... and of course there are
special orders. Monsieur Moth
will have only sauce. Madame
Hanrahan - vodka and diet
pills, and so on.
GERALDINE: So wonderful talking to you.
That French accent. What can
I say, Chef Benoit, I’m damp.
BENOIT: À table.
SFX: RETURN TO THE STAGE, APPLAUSE
PAUL: Just tremendous.
Here to present the Marconi
for excellence in weather and
traffic update is CBC Radio’s
eminence grise, Lister
Sinclair.
LISTER: “Poor naked wretches,
whereso’er you are,
That bide the pelting of this
pitiless storm,
How shall your houseless head
and unfed sides,
Your looped and window’d
raggedness, defend you
From seasons such as these?”
Lear, three, four.
While we all appreciate the
intellectual stimulation
offered by a fine documentary,
take pleasure in sweet music
as we lave the dishes, or
enjoy dozing during an
interview segment, we truly
need the weather and traffic
update.
We must know to set the alarm
to shovel snow.
We must know if Witless Bay
Line is passable.
We must know if the boiler at
Holy Heart of Mary High has
burst.
The nominees in the category
Excellence in Weather and
Traffic Update are Junior
Puddester, VOZG ...
JUNIOR: (blizzard rages) I feel
strangely warm, I’ve stripped
off most of my clothes, Phil,
and I’m lying down in the snow
for a nap. Thanks Mummy
mummkins, good night, I love
you.
LISTER: Vince Tremblett, VRTX.
VINCE: (chopper sounds a la
Apocalypse Now) Traffic on
the arterial is sluggish, but
we can see ... what’s that ...
SFX: SMALL EXPLOSION
Oh Christ in heaven, we’re
going down ! Mayday, mayday,
mayday ...
LISTER: Erling Biggs, the Broadcasting
Corporation of Newfoundland.
ERLING: Experimental traffic in the
west end today. City
engineers are investigating
flow patterns by restricting
traffic to one-way on various
streets and avenues. Look for
the Experimental Traffic
Caution Signal, that’s the
test-tube symbol on the red
diamond, and please heed the
instructions provided. City
Works, stopping at nothing to
keep you moving.
LISTER: And the winner of the Marconi
for Excellence in Weather and
Traffic Update is ... Weather
Watchdog, Erling Biggs, for
Traffic Alert, BCN.
SFX: APPLAUSE
PAUL: Erling couldn’t be here this
evening, so I will gratefully
accept this beautiful award in
his place. I’m sure he would
want to thank everyone at the
BCN. And I want to add we’re
extremely proud that Erling
has averted what is shaping up
to be a shut-out for the grand
old broadcaster.
SFX: FADE ON APPLAUSE
DRUCY: As in years previous, Marconi-
winner Erling Biggs spent
awards night at the Duke and
Duck. There he takes part in
an open reading sponsored by
the Newfoundland League of
Concrete Poets. Geraldine
dropped by to speak with him
earlier.
SFX: BAR MURMUR
GERALDINE: So you’re boycotting the
Marconis again this year
Erling.
ERLING: I’m just not attending.
There’s no more to it than
that. I’ve got better things
to do with my time than hang
around with a bunch of ...
GERALDINE: You don’t think you’ll win ?
ERLING: Geraldine, I’m up against a
robot and a trained chimp, I
haven’t got a chance.
GERALDINE: Is your decision not to attend
a political statement?
ERLING: Please stop talking to me.
DRUCY: Whether he cares or not,
Erling Biggs’ award was all
that stood between VOZG All
Zagner Radio and a sweep of
the News/Weather/Current
Affairs Categories. Here are
some highlights.
THESE WILL BE SEGUED
VOX1: And the winner in the category
“Fluke News” is Kirk Wiseman
VOZG for Kirk’s diagnosis.
KIRK: This has got to be the easiest
report I’ve ever filed. So
doc, what’s the verdict ?
Still vital, I hope?
DOCTOR: Kirk, I’m afraid these sperm
are dead.
VOX2: And the winner in the category
“Morning Team” are Phil and
Phil, VOZG Morning Attack, for
“Jumper”.
PHIL #1: Is he still up there, Phil ?
PHIL #2: Ya, but he’s got a real crazy
look. I think he means
business.
PHIL #1: I’ve got a note here says the
guy is ... jeez this is pretty
sordid family stuff.
PHIL #2: Wait a second, Phil, he’s
jumping ... no, he looks like
he may be chickening out ...
JUMP! JUMP!
PHIL #1: Think we got time for some
music, Phil?
PHIL #22: Yeah, sure, some Peter Frampt
... Oh ... HERE HE GOES!
VOX3: The winner in the category
“Best Of” program is “Best of
the Best, A Special 1995
Newfoundland Radio Awards
Special,” VOZG, all-Zagner
radio.
DRUCY: Like in any awards ceremony,
there are always the ‘biggies’
that everyone waits for. Once
we get through the citations
for technical achievements
that nobody understands
anyway, the people that win
their category year after year
because nobody else produces
that type of program and the
special Marconi for some
terminal oldster who looks to
be going to his final reward
without a cherished statuette,
once all that is behind us ...
VOX4: The nominees in the category
“Top Forty Countdown” are ..
V0X5: Tiger Myrick, VOZG, all Zagner
radio ...
TIGER: This week, number one with a
bullet, it’s “Drive”, with
“.....”
VOX4: Helmut Ekert, VOLK, Deutsche
Uber Alles Radiofunken ...
HELMUT: Diesen Woche, nummer eins mit
ein Geschoss, hier liegt
“Drive”, mit “.....”
VOX5: Zero Earles, the Broadcasting
Corporation of Newfoundland.
ZERO: This week, number one with a
bullet, it’s “Drive”, with
“.....”
VOX4: And the winner is .... we
have a tie. Tiger Myrick,
VOZG and Helmut Ekert, VOLK.
VOX6: And the nominees in the
category “Best Foreign
Broadcast” are ...
VOX7: Radio Finland, “Hello Out
There”, produced by Hannu
Rakistu ...
SFX: STRANGE ELECTRONIC SOUNDS
VOX6: The Australian Broadcasting
Corporation, “Get a Plate For
the Barbie”, produced by Seth
Dongreavy.
SFX: BOING BOING BOING
VOX7: The Canadian Broadcasting
Corporation, “Encore”,
produced by Pamela Bryan.
CBCVOX: It’s .... 11:05 ....11:35 in
Newfoundland and time now for
... some ... music ... here
they are again, The Elmer
Isler Singers.
VOX6: And the winner is ... the
Australian Broadcasting
Corporation !
SFX: BOING BOING BOING
PAUL: Here to present the award for
Best Host are CBC TV’s “This
Hour Has Twenty Minutes”, Rick
Mercer and CBC Radio’s Shelagh
Rogers.
SFX: APPLAUSE. DISTANT SHOUT OF “I
love you, Shelagh”
SHELAGH: Happy to be back on “The
Rock”, Rick?
RICK: What?
SHELAGH: Back home in Newfoundland?
RICK: Ya, sure.
The Host is a vital element in
any radio program.
SHELAGH: Without hosts, guests would
have nobody to talk with.
RICK: And much of radio would be
meaningless noise.
SHELAGH: The nominees in the category
“Best Host” are ...
RICK: Harvey McCarthy, Harvey
McCarthy’s Saturdays, VOZG,
All Zagner Radio.
HARVEY: I loved the film, Veronica, I
mean really loved it, and your
English is really coming
along.
VERONICA: Ja, danke, I am being coached
personally now on the day
every one.
HARVEY: And you really looked
fabulous.
VERONICA: I was wearing non-stick
cooking spray, ja, and I am at
the gym doing much toning.
See!
HARVEY: Do I ever! I think everyone
wants to know this Veronica,
since your break with Scrobby
Lambert, is there a new man in
your life ?
VERONICA: No, but I think, are you
asking this, that we could do
sex later, ja.
HARVEY: Ja! I think so! You are so
wonderful!
SHELAGH: Paul Moth, The Great Eastern,
BCN.
PAUL: (beautiful music of civics)
Here they come now. The
Department of Public Works, in
their great dawn procession,
with their brooms and their
hoses, and their green garbage
bags.
And the leader, their
Caplinmaizer, beneath his
enormous swaying conical hat,
leading them on !
And now, the plaintive moan of
the conkerbell, and waving in
the breeze is the huge
portrait of the deity they
worship, Dorothy Wyatt !
Oh, the beautiful music of
civics ! They play on their
Exboozers and their
Barcruisers, their
Crampwoozers and their
Poorlosers !
Oh my god, I ... I’m so ...
I’m so tired.
RICK: Jim Brown, The Morning Show,
CBC.
JIM: Seventeen minutes after seven
o’clock.
Now, we understand that a
boiler has burst up at John C.
Doyle High School. Peter
Gullage is there and ... oh,
it seems that report is
unavailable ... let’s go to
some music. Here’s Stan
Rogers ...
SHELAGH: And the winner is ...
RICK: Harvey McCarthy, VOZG.
SFX: BAND STRIKES UP WINNERS THEME.
HARVEY: Gee ... this is ... (chokes
up) I want to thank Aaron
Zagner, who took me back on
after ... but mostly I want to
thank R. Bennett Manning and
the supreme wisdom behind The
Miracle of Economology, the
true path of enlightenment and
fiscal policy that saved my
life.
DRUCY: Harvey McCarthy wasn’t the
only celebrity to thank R.
Bennett Manning and The
Miracle of Economology. Are
we imagining things or does it
seem that most of the
glitterati of St. John’s have
been swept up by this self
proclaimed spiritualist and
monetary movement.
The official ceremony might
have been coming to a close
but the festivities would go
on all night.
Geraldine Cumby did an
entirely unscientific survey
to see where the hottest,
happeningest fetes were going
down.
SFX: BACKSTAGE NOISE
GERALDINE: Harvey! Harvey!
HARVEY: Hey Gerry ...
SFX: SMOOCHING
GERALDINE: Congratulations on your
Marconi.
HARVEY: Thanks so much.
GERALDINE: Where’s the party tonight?
HARVEY: Myself and Jennifer are going
for a bite at Chez Ed and then
off to VOZG, Mr. Zagner is
hosting a party for the
winners - it’s been a great
night for unapologetically
commercial radio so that
should be a good room. We’ll
probably see in the new day at
Ewan Quinlan’s little pied a
terre on Javelin Crescent.
GERALDINE: Is Ewan your agent?
HARVEY: After tonight, maybe, maybe!
GERALDINE: Enjoy. Hey! Phil!
PHIL: Geraldine!
GERALDINE: Parties?
PHIL: Well, Phil and I still have a
show to do in the morning, so
we’ll probably just rent a
pool boy and get a room
upstairs.
GERALDINE: Sounds great. Oh, there’s
Kathleen Hanrahan, host of
BCN’s Wordworks, Kathleen?
KATHLEEN: What is it?
GERALDINE: Where do you plan on spending
the wee hours tonight? It’s
my guess you won’t be curled
up with a book.
KATHLEEN: What are you suggesting?
GERALDINE: Attending any parties?
KATHLEEN: You know I wouldn’t miss Ewan
Quinlan’s, it’s always the
best.
SFX: BODIES COLLIDING, URGENT FOOT
FALLS, IMPATIENT GRUNTS, CLOTH
RIPPING, BUTTONS POPPING
PAUL: (off) Here, quick, get me
another shirt!
PA: That’s the last of the shirts.
You’ll have to wear one of the
earlier ones.
PAUL: They’re all soaked! What kind
of operation is this?
PA: We had five shirts, Mr. Moth.
PAUL: Ya! Well look at me !
Cripes, I’m sweating right
through this tux ... you’ll be
the one returning this to the
rental agency, my good man !
GERALDINE: Paul ?
PAUL: What ? Oh Ger. Look, I’m
kind of busy right now.
PA: (off) We’re two hours over!
PAUL: Stupid G.D. musical numbers!
GERALDINE: What parties will you grace
with your presence tonight,
Paul?
PAUL: Are there parties?
GERALDINE: A few, yes.
PAUL: Like ... where?
GERALDINE: Well, Ewan Quinlan’s is big.
PAUL: Geez, I guess he forgot to
mention it when I was talking
to him earlier ... are you
going ?
GERALDINE: Natch.
PAUL: Well, you have a car, right ?
Maybe I could just tag along
with ...
PA: You’re on, Mr. Moth.
GERALDINE: PAUL, PAUL! Wait ...
SFX: RETURN TO STAGE
PAUL: What is it about a musical,
hey ? Everybody loves a
musical.
But we’ve come to the end of
our little journey in the
Titanic Room of the lovely
Hotel Palmer Hotel. All the
Marconis that are going ashore
are gone. And it’s been a
night to remember. Thanks to
everyone involved! Thanks to
the band, Cluney’s Beaver ...
SFX: APPLAUSE. THE REST TO BE
FADED UNDER DRUCY AND THEN
BROUGHT UP AT THE END FOR
PAUL’S CIAO, APPLAUSE AND
AWARDS SHOW THEME OUT TO
ERLING
our special musical guests,
Slain Teen’s Parents ...
SFX: APPLAUSE
Scrobby Lambert and the Knobs
...
SFX: APPLAUSE
Pusy...
SFX: APPLAUSE
The Carol Player Dancers ...
SFX: APPLAUSE
And all the backstage crew,
the lighting crew, the sound
crew, and the producer of the
1996 Newfoundland Radio
Awards, Ish Lundrigan. For
everybody here at the Hotel
Palmer Hotel, I’m Paul Moth
saying ... Ciao!
SFX: BAND PLAYS THEME OUT.
APPLAUSE
DRUCY: You’ve been listening to the
1996 Newfoundland Radio
Awards, here on BCN. I’m
Drucy Maher. Paul Moth
returns next week with the
Great Eastern. Bye!
SFX: THEME UP AND OUT
ERLING: Good afternoon, I’m Erling
Biggs your award winning
Weather Watchdog with Traffic
Alert. Traffic Alert, brought
to you by Furlong’s
Confections, proud makers of
the Furlong Knobs, enjoy one
today.
First, some community
announcements.
Despite the recent cold snap,
the BCN Pensioners Association
is holding a carwash this
afternoon on the vacant lot
adjoining the CLB Armory on
Harvey Road. For two dollars,
your car gets a thorough
scrubbing and rinsing, while
you get a coupon for a free
skate sharpening at Bill’s
Cycle Shop. Come down and
support these fine old men and
women of radio.
Once again this year, the
Avalon Ornithologists Co-
operative will hold its annual
Twelfth Night Bird Count.
Birders will gather at dusk on
Monday in search of our hardy
feathered beasts of winter.
The count will be followed by
the President’s Reception and
Slide Show at the Elk’s Club
on Carpasian Road.
Now for today’s traffic
update, the annual St. John’s
Run For Poverty will go ahead
as scheduled this afternoon.
Joggers and social activists
will take to the streets at
two p.m. Drivers are reminded
that the far left lane of the
Downtown Arterial will be
closed for the duration of the
run, so the usual traffic
congestion will be far worse
than anticipated.
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