GE 1996-7 Season 3 Episode 18: The Vault
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
PAUL: Time travelling again, past
discarded machineries and
yellowing personnel files,
down crumbling steps, and ever
downwards, to the vault, where
director of radio Ish
Lundrigan awaits us with
another offering from the BCN
archive. How are ya, Ish?
ISH: Paul.
PAUL: You look like you’ve got
something on your mind.
ISH: You’ve read the editorial in
the Daily Telegraph attacking
the BCN.
PAUL: Another one? No, I didn’t -- the
ratings really unnerved me, and I
got this ... gas or something, and
it’s in my arms...
ISH: (unfolding paper, and clearing
throat) “A drain on public
funds, the BCN is antiquated,
adrift, bunged up and rife
with labour strife” -- ooh, a
little poetic flourish there -
- “Unless the public
broadcaster can develop
programming relevant to
contemporary tastes and
concerns blah blah blah blah
blah...”
PAUL: I agree with the last bit.
ISH: I have two words for you,
Paul: New Coke.
PAUL: Excuse me?
ISH: “Relevant to contemporary
tastes and concerns” is code;
what they mean is programmes
that appeal to a younger
audience.
PAUL: Well, there’s something to be
said for--
ISH: One of the first lessons I
ever learned as director of
radio: no matter how noble the
intention, catering to the
youth market is a dangerous
game -- a shortcut to regret
and ruin.
PAUL: Strong words, Ish.
ISH: A volatile, unforgiving and
traitorous audience without
substance.
PAUL: You sound like a spurned
lover.
ISH: I’d just been appointed director
of radio.
PAUL: After your father retired.
ISH: Ya, 1967. Ben Travato and I got
to talking about creating a
programme for young people, since
I wasn’t going to be doing BCN
Bandstand anymore.
PAUL: You did Bandstand until 1967?!
ISH: Ben was head of the BCN Youth
Advisory Council, so I figured he
was a good man for the job. A bit
idealistic for my tastes, but good
hearted, you know.
PAUL: I do indeed.
ISH: The show was originally gonna
be called “Club Teen” -- good
name for a show, heh, had a
ring, “Club Teen”. Anyway,
Ben spent the summer holidays
with his cousin out in San
Francisco, and when he got
back the concept had, well,
changed somewhat. From 1967,
Ben Travato with “It’s Now!”.
MUSIC: BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD, “FOR WHAT
IT’S WORTH”
BEN: What is going down, people?
Whatever it is, It’s Now!
Peace.
I’m your dj man, Ben Travato.
Today we’re gonna make the
scene with a groovy cat goes
by the name of Dr. Theodore
Wells, a sociologist from
Memorial University. What’s
happening, man?
THEO: Thank you for inviting me to
speak on your programme, Ben.
BEN: So, Theo, you’ve just spent
some time hanging out with the
hip cats and chicks of the
teen scene here in town, is
that right, man ?
THEO: Yes, I’ve just completed an
indepth survey of the goals of
young people in our changing
society.
BEN: Far out!
THEO: Excuse me?
BEN: What is going down with the
young crowd?
THEO: There have been significant
changes in family structure,
the traditional authority of
parents is being questioned.
BEN: I dig that.
THEO: More worrisome is a
perceptible drop in the career
motivation of young people.
BEN: The kids are all right, it’s
the times that are a changin’,
man.
THEO: Well, I also think we’ve shown
conclusively that changes in
everything from diet to school
curricula have produced a
generation that’s oriented
towards a different set of
values.
BEN: That’s far out!
THEO: I’m afraid, Ben, I just don’t
know what you’re talking
about.
BEN: That’s cool. I dig where you’re
coming from.
SFX: MACHINE OFF.
ISH: He’d gotten a little ahead of
his time, I spose you might
say.
PAUL: That’s right, didn’t Ben
hold...”happenings” ... in the
cafeteria?
ISH: Encounter sessions I think
they were called. Ben would
wear his Paisley “It’s Now”
neckerchiefs, and of course,
his Van Dyck and side burns.
PAUL: Did it work? Did you get the
young crowd listening?
ISH: Oh yes, and the BCN Youth
Hootenannies grew enormously -
- all the hot bands would play
there. But then it all
started to go awry. Let’s
see...
SFX: ISH FAST FORWARDS THE TAPE.
BEN: There is a house in New Orleans...
ISH: No, that’s not it.
SFX: TAPE FASt FORWARDED AGAIN.
ISH: Here it is.
MUSIC: “CRIMSON AND CLOVER”
BEN: That’s right, love children.
We’re goin’ down to Yasgur’s
Farm, gonna join in song and
celebration. The Magic Bus
leaves for Woodstock from in
front of the BCN building on
Saturday, July 15th. Come on
the trip of a lifetime, man.
Power to the now generation,
peace to the peacemaker. It’s
the Youth Jamboree of all
time!
Everyone who boards the BCN
Magic Bus will get a
complimentary “It’s Now” love
kit, including ....
SFX: TAPE OFF.
PAUL: The BCN went to Woodstock ?!
ISH: No. It was tragic, really,
Ben let too much “hang out.”
He knew there were lots of
kids gonna be going anyway.
He was just trying to make
sure they had a safe way down
and back. But the parents
started going crazy. Said he
was fomenting revolution and
what not. And then Monsignor
Forward and the Rt. Reverend
Drover gave their joint
pastoral screed on sexual
anarchy. And finally the
magic bus was refused passage
on the ferry at Port aux
Basques.
PAUL: And the show was taken off the
air?
ISH: No, I stood by him through it
all. But a few months later
the LSD scandal exploded.
PAUL: The LSD scandal?
ISH: Yes, some LSD started
circulating that had a
likeness of Ben on it.
PAUL: What ? Of course, Travato
blotter -- that was a picture
of Ben! The muttonchops and
the van Dyck!
ISH: At parties all over town,
hippies shouting “It’s Now!”
as they swallowed
hallucinogenic portraits of
Ben.
PAUL: Man, half a hit of Travato,
and you’d be tripping for a
week. But, sure, Ben had
nothing to do with that: that
acid was made by --- some
other person I heard about.
ISH: I know, but it was bad
publicity for the station.
What could I do?
PAUL: Poor Ben.
ISH: He bounced back just fine ...
after a brief ... rest, you know.
But Paul, I know you’re looking at
remaking your image. My advice is
to concentrate on grown-ups.
PAUL: Ya, sure, Ish. We’ll see you
again soon...
ISH: In the Vault.
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