GE 1996-7 Season 3 Episode 20: Wearing the Wire
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.

Wearing the Wire - Underground Economy

Music:	Rachmaninoff, Isle of the Dead.

JER:		This week on Wearing The Wire - The Underground 
	Economy!  Join me Jerome Granger for a special investigative report 
	as we take our hidden microphones beneath the market place.

SFX:		Dentist Office.

Den:		Oh dear.  

Jer:		What is it?

Den:		I think we’re talking bridge work

Jer:		Jeez, that’ll really set me back.

Den:		Not necessarily.

JER:		Shocking evidence of a tax free bazaar gone mad ... and 
	it’s happening right here.

SFX:		bar.

Vox:		Sure, it can be arranged.

Jer:		What’s available.

Vox:		You name it.  Perms, wiring, paint job on your car, 
	roofing, aircraft.

Jer:		Aircraft?

Vox:		Well, you’ld have to tutor a lot of German in return.

Jer:		I’m prepared.

Vox:		What kind of plane do you want?

JEROME:	A place where life is cheap, and everything’s for sale: join 
	me under the table, beneath the economy, on Wiring the Wire, Tuesday 
	night at 8:00.