Hello, I'm Rita Molloy, with some community announcements.

People wishing to form an association of Roman Catholic apologists are 
invited to meet on Monday at 8 PM at the Benevolent Irish Society.  
An executive is to be elected and a constitution drafted.  The meeting 
will be followed by a novena and devotions.  For further information, 
please contact Monsignor Jules Forward or Sister Mary Gertrude at the Diocesan Office.

The St. John's West chapter of The Good Parents of Bad Children are having a 
bowl-a-rama and encounter session this coming Tuesday evening between 7 and 10.  
Why, when you have worked so hard, are your children hideous monsters.  
Drop by The Galaxy Lanes for a donut and a coffee, and share the misery with 
The Good Parents of Bad Children.

Do you have trouble getting motivated ?  Do you spend hours trying to think 
of a snack ?  Lack the will to converse ?  Then you may have the pap-cee-lalls.  
The School of Medicine of the University of Newfoundland at St. John's is 
commencing a baseline study of chronic lethargy and stupor in the province.  
With your help, Papsalysis can be overcome.  If you suffer, please call The 
School of Medicine at UNSJ and become a volunteer. 

Those are some announcements.  The Broadcasting Corporation of Nfld, 
serving the community for over sixty years.