SHOW TRIAL

MUSIC:	Isle of the Dead.

ARIEL:	So Mister Minister this resume of yours is up to date?

MIN:	Hmmm?

NARR:	SHOW TRIAL!

ARIEL:	Because I was just looking over your little "c.v." and ..

MIN:	Give me that!

NARR:	with Ariel ...

SFX:	Whip Crack

NARR:	...Flint.

ARIEL:	Says here you're a Fellow of The Harvard School of Goverment.

MIN:	Does it?

NARR:	Show Trial!  With Ariel Flint.  It's the Public's right to know.

MIN:	Hey, look at me, I'm a fellow and you know I was in Boston so hey, 
	there are a few extra letters after my name, who does that hurt?

ARIEL:	And this little Pulitzer Prize?

MIN:	Oh that!	

NARR:	Government Members - Warts and all, on Show Trial.

MIN:	It was a mail order thing .... (weeping) It cost me a hundrd bucks.

NARR:	This week on Show Trial, Taxi dancer Flint shows that Liberal crony 
	Monty Hodder feigned stroke to avoid testifying.  

ARIEL:	It's pointless  Minister, the door to Show Trial is always 
	locked ... from the outside.