GE 1996-7 Season 3 Episode 9: Please Make it Stop
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.

PROMO   PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

Vox:	This week on Playlets, Please Make It Stop.	

SFX:	Couple having sex

Man:	Oh Brenda baby ..

SFX:	Large motorcycle approaches outside.

Brenda:	Uh-Oh it’s Harley, quick give me the crack and get out of 
	here.

Vox:	The sequel to Delbert Onglow’s gritty, award winning 
	masterpiece the Misery That Is My Life.  BCN presents the 26 part 
	dramatic cycle - Please Make It Stop!

CUT TO:

SFX:	Baby cries endlessly, phone rings 

Dad:	Does this look like a lump?

Mom:	Ted, I think it’s time I told you something ...

Brenda:	Can you take care of the baby mom greatthanksgottago.

SFX:	Door slam.

Dad:	If I squeeze it ...

SFX:	Windows crash open.

Dad:	For the love of ...

SFX:	Blackjack hits Dad’s head.

Thug:	Night night pops.

Mom:	What the ...

Thug:	This is a home invasion.  Break out the silverware Mom!

Mom:	Stockholm syndrome!  I think I’m getting Stockholm 
	syndrome!	

Dad:	(moaning) oh please make it stop.	

Vox:	Playlets, 4:00 Saturday’s on BCN.