GE 1996-7 Season 3 Episode 9: Please Make it Stop
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
PROMO PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
Vox: This week on Playlets, Please Make It Stop.
SFX: Couple having sex
Man: Oh Brenda baby ..
SFX: Large motorcycle approaches outside.
Brenda: Uh-Oh it’s Harley, quick give me the crack and get out of
here.
Vox: The sequel to Delbert Onglow’s gritty, award winning
masterpiece the Misery That Is My Life. BCN presents the 26 part
dramatic cycle - Please Make It Stop!
CUT TO:
SFX: Baby cries endlessly, phone rings
Dad: Does this look like a lump?
Mom: Ted, I think it’s time I told you something ...
Brenda: Can you take care of the baby mom greatthanksgottago.
SFX: Door slam.
Dad: If I squeeze it ...
SFX: Windows crash open.
Dad: For the love of ...
SFX: Blackjack hits Dad’s head.
Thug: Night night pops.
Mom: What the ...
Thug: This is a home invasion. Break out the silverware Mom!
Mom: Stockholm syndrome! I think I’m getting Stockholm
syndrome!
Dad: (moaning) oh please make it stop.
Vox: Playlets, 4:00 Saturday’s on BCN.