GE 1997-8 Season 4 Episode 1: Closing the Cabin
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
SFX: The great out-of-doors, The Moth Cabin
PAUL: Sixty miles west of St. John's, up the Maginott Line, down Brunell's
lane and on to Three Pond Pond - I'm at the family cottage, the cabin.
Alas summer has ended and the final duties fall to me, I've got to close
her up. Always a melancholy enterprise this, autumn approaches and we
will the sooner be dead. (sigh)
SFX: Cross to footsteps.
PAUL: My dipsomaniac Aunt Gert is, as I speak, driving Mom home, joining
the legion of townies heading east on the TCH to suburban heaps, soul
destroying jobs and school. The owners of the thirteen cabins around
this beautiful pond are all gone now ....
NEIGH: (from across pond) Hey Paul.
PAUL: Insufferable oaf.
NEIGH: What are doin?
PAUL: I'M CLOSING HER UP.
NEIGH: You're closing her up are ya.
PAUL: YEEES! Stop hounding me. It was a descent summer. How many more
does Mom have ..
NEIGH: Ya I'm closing her up too.
PAUL: Last year was a bit of bust, what with the arrival of jet skis
on our little pool in paradise, but my brother Frank showed some
initiative this spring and strung some piano wire from the wharf
over to Divil's Rock, nipping or clipping I suppose that problem
in the buds. Ouch.
SFX: More cross.
PAUL: It is so peaceful out here, I'm glad that through the magic of
recording I can share this with you. Back in the early seventies I
tried to winter up here, do some writing and ... well how quickly this
iydll became a living hell. Anyway to the tasks at hand.
SFX: Paul grunting, getting down on hands and knees.
PAUL: Odd that in a land cursed with an abundance of water getting the
stuff up to shack should be such a hassle. Dad, in his wisdom, put
the main valve in the crawl space under the cabin. When my adolesence
was in early bloom I used come down here to ... amuse myself. Ah look
an old Eaton catalogue for inspiration (turning noisy pages) OOOoh saddle
shoes. Now if I could just ... ah ... (Paul getting stuck) ... ah ....
(panting, panic sets in) ... ah .. ahhhhhhhHHHHH!
SFX: water lapping, footsteps on wharf
PAUL: Every May 24th it's the same, Mom insists that the boat be taken
from the shed and put in the water for the summer. Though it did come
in handy when Frank strung the piano wire it doesn't often see much use
and getting it up out of the pond is no picnic. First I'll take off
the motor. Look at this beauty an old single stroke Vulva-Penta engine.
Now if I could just .... woooow ..... ha ha ..... that's a close one
SFX: splash. tape failing
PAUL: Unting uck.
SFX: cross to Paul struggling to drag boat as tape comes back up
to speed. Mosquitos torment him.
PAUL: ... a real holiday would be staying back in town, clear of the
yomyocks and yokels up in the g.d. woods. STUPID BLEEDING BOAT! (notices
tape working) Oh look at that, Krupps Recordengroupen Aufgahmein Gmbh, you
just can't beat that teutonic technology, made to last a thousand years
they say ...
SFX: handling noise.
PAUL: Returning the boat to shed for the winter a ritual marked in an ancient
fashion, smoking out the resident wasps, not unlike the lighting of insence
SFX: shed door openning, Paul grunts, lighting of matches, wasps are
soon upon him.
PAUL: Get the ... jes... unt... crimey.... YAUUUUUGH.
SFX: tinder crackles.
PAUL: Oh this is bad.
SFX: Shed is ablaze.