GE 1997-8 Season 4 Episode 1: Paulitorial
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
PAUL: Well, I'm afraid the old shed is a thing of the past now ...
like the wasps. I did get out - man, it was a junior chemistry set
in there, heh-heh - and just as it looked like the whole she-bang
was going to go up, the arse-end of the first of our fall hurricanes
curled in over the hills and drenched the whole affair, turning it
into a sodden, smouldering pyre. Here I am, none the wiser, a little
older, buffed, and bathed in witch hazel.
Yeah, boarding up the summer shack signals, sadly, the close of another
season.
But as with everything, it seems, when one door shuts, another door opens.
Amazing, hey, is that chemistry or physics ?
So summer is over. But now comes fall, with its pastel notes.
Here in Nfld, we associate many sights, sounds and smells with the
autumn - the rotting verdure heaped in the fields and family vegetable
gardens; the burning branches and stumps on land cleared for sods or
for the daughter's bridal home; the roaring moose stampeding along
genetically imprinted feeding trails right into the sights of an old
three ought three, the sharp, dry, blistering report, then the
nostril-searing whiff of gunpowder wafting through the forest; the
scent of fresh warm blood rising from the killing grounds in an olfactory
tribute to the mighty beasts; yes, it'll soon be time to pull up all the
potatoes, time to set your sights, time to tune in to The Great Eastern.
We could be no happier serving as a mnemonic marker of the seasons for you.
So, whether you're picking blueberries on the Cape Breton barrens, bottling
beaver in Bagotville, freezing char in Iqaluit, or campaigning for
clean needles in lower Vancouver, The Great Eastern is happy, proud,
thrilled to be back with you.