GE 1997-8 Season 4 Episode 10: Uncle Jack Promo
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
Music - Cut 11 Henry Kaiser
Announc: Come on Kids!
SFX: Adding machine.
JACK: Seven take away nine is .... Uh-oh
Announc: Come on up Gander Bay Way, to Uncle Jack's Shack!
SFX: phone rings is picked up.
JACK: I'm afraid there is no Jack here.
Announc: It's fun for the whole family.
JACK: Now kids remember your Uncle Jack is dead.
WARDEN: (over megaphone) It's no use Jack, I've got some papers here from Revenue Canada
JACK: Give it to him kids.
SFX: Gun fire.
JACK: Audit this Warden.
Announc: Every Saturday at 1:00, Uncle Jack's Shack. Only on BCN.