GE 1997-8 Season 4 Episode 10: Uncle Jack Promo
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.

Music - Cut 11 Henry Kaiser

Announc:	Come on Kids!

SFX:		Adding machine.

JACK:		Seven take away nine is .... Uh-oh

Announc:	Come on up Gander Bay Way, to Uncle Jack's Shack!	

SFX:		phone rings is picked up.	

JACK:		I'm afraid there is no Jack here.

Announc:	It's fun for the whole family.

JACK:		Now kids remember your Uncle Jack is dead.

WARDEN:		(over megaphone) It's no use Jack, I've got some papers here from Revenue Canada

JACK:		Give it to him kids.

SFX:		Gun fire.

JACK:		Audit this Warden.	

Announc:	Every Saturday at 1:00, Uncle Jack's Shack.  Only on BCN.