GE 1997-8 Season 4 Episode 25: Paulitorial
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
PAUL: Some days you just want it to stop. The inundation
by what is determined as "news." The pornography of celebrity
and our prurient, voyeuristic interest in it.
Fie that what would bestir our emotions would be worthwhile
concern with life, art, thought, honest discourse and true
compassion.
The vigilance of nincompoops and the attention-deficit plagued
lackies of megalomanical mono-minded media magnates keep before
readers chimeras and kitsch. Red herrings. Entertainments at
the best of times and emotion-bereft, googly-eyed gawk-fests at worst.
Where is the real news ?
When do we hear what is happening to people - not to the libido-crazed,
alcohol-fuelled, hand-puppets wiggled with an erect middle finger by
the back-room cabal; not the little carrot stories keeping us running
away from the cart of what is truly important - but to the real people
like you and me who have become pawns for those passing go in a giant
game of Monopoly ?
Aliens, Elvis, breast implants, women giving birth to animals, animals
giving birth to kitchen appliances, diet fads, zinc the new echinacea,
television sports !
We are being sold a bill of goods. What's the deal ? Is someone afraid
we might do some thinking out here in the streets ?
So come on ... what's with this Saddam Hussein noise ? You want Saddam
Hussein taken out ? If that's all that's bothering you, I know three
guys who'd do it for twenty-five thousand bucks. And they're very quiet ?
No, there are bigger fish to be fried. Because now money is what makes
governments and businesses talk. And when they talk we walk. Money
is the citizen and people are expendable.
Just so long as there's money, hey ?
Ads, news, and the manipulation of the masses.
Have I said all this before ?
Gadzooks.
Wars in the east ? Wars in the west ?
What about the battle to stay alive ? What's with the muscle
flexing everywhere else but where it matters ? How can governments
and industry get together and give each other trade-offs that are
good for money and investment but do nothing for the people who
elect and or pay for these negotiations ?
The unemployment rate is at Third World levels, the population is
declining, the profits from Hibernia's hole in the North Atlantic
are pouring out of the province like all the natural resources
before it; we haven't seen a red penny out of that hole in the
Atlantic yet, and my bet is we never will.
If we were an Arab sheikdom, the whole works of us would be driving
around in Mercedes Benzes or Drodge Super Phalluses now.
Or, as Frank Zappa once wrote, who are the brain police ?