GE 1997-8 Season 4 Episode 30: What's That Noise?
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
PAUL: Bee-boop, bee-boop, bee-boop ! Ah ! ah ! ah !
Whoo-oo, whoo-oo, whoo-oo ! Pull over ! It's time
to ask the most clamorous question on the long wave,
What's That Noise From Newfoundland !
Yes, this cranky sound has proven to be quite a quandry
to the country. Hollis Duffett, pull the switch and
fill our heads ... with sound !
SFX: THE NOISE
That is it ! Now, usually we draw one letter from the
mail sack each week, but seeing as how this is our last
show on the CBC this season, more about that later, Ish
Lundrigan has given me carte blanche to keep on drawing
entries to the contest until we have a winner ! Good
news for somebody.
So without further ado, let's get the old bag on the
table and start pulling guesses.
Wayne Logus, Edmonton, "a sawmill", nope.
TENSION IS HOLLIS AND THE APPEAL
Ah ...Thea March of Barss Corner, Nova Scotia: "a water
bomber coming and dropping its load." No, Thea.
Scott Hadley in ... Mexico ! Como estas, compadre.
"driving over slush ice trying to climb a steep hill."
Long way to come for a wrong guess. Sorry, Scott.
Michael Ragland, in an e-mail: "Jets/helocopters from
Goose Bay." No.
Winston Fiander of Ottawa: "a water-mill driven
circular saw ..." No.
Gottfrid Janze of Quesnel, BC: "a hover craft." Wrong.
Paul Mallam, also from BC, Prince George: "a very large
vehicle going over a metal bridge or ramp ... " Sorry, no.
Bob Galloso of Miami ! writes: "a plane flying over Gander."
Nope.
Dave Brown of Sudbury, Ontario: "a ferry's crane ...". Not
that either.
Carol Dunphy of the electronic universe writes: "a fish
truck's tires on wet pavement." Sorry, Carol, no.
Terry Gillett of Montreal, says: "It is a very large bee
(as heard by an ant)." Black hash, eh, Terry?
J.M Prince of ... Cartersville, Ga, via shortwave ! Wow !
J.M Prince writes: "vehicles traveling over a steel bridge, ..."
I think we just had one like that.
James Klaasen writes: "a race car going at full speed." Unh-uh.
Pam from somewhere writes: "Winch." Nope.
Ted Thorne of Millarville, Alberta writes: "Dear John," pheff,
"... blah blah blah ... but none can compare to the sound of
a ferry coming into dock and the rubbing of the ship's hull
along the oiled pilings that make up the piers."
SFX: WINNER'S THEME
Wow, Ted Thorne of Millarville, Alberta, you are a winner !
Hollis Duffett informs me that noise from Newfoundland is
indeed, the Bell Island ferry arriving at Portugal Cove,
just outside our fair city.
Ted, your tee shirt is almost on its way.
Now a real surprize, there is no new noise !
Next week, The Great Eastern ups stakes and goes to Iceland
for the summer. Yes, we'll be broadcasting live from Rejkjavik
to Iceland and Newfoundland from April until August.
And in the spirit of that move, we'll be inaugurating a new
What's That Noise contest, only it'll be called Kvath airr
(rolling r) thess-eh how-vaa-theh frow Ees-land-eh kahhpp-lake-urr,
what's that noise from Iceland.
I'm not sure what our street address in Rejkjavik will be,
we'll let you know that on the first Kvath airr (rolling r)
thess-eh how-vaa -theh frow Ees-land-eh kahhpp-lake-urr next
week, but of course those of you who are in range of our
signal can enter electronically as always. Our e-mail
address remains greateastern@stjohns.cbc.ca, thanks to
the mother corporation for maintaining that link for us
for the whole year.
I haven't been able to take Capt Beefheart off my turntable
for days. Here, from his album Shiny Beast Bat Chain Puller,
is Capt. Beefheart with the Magic Band performing "Candle Mambo."