GE 1997-8 Season 4 Episode 4: Uncle Jack's Shack Promo
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.

Music - Cut 11 Henry Kaiser

Announc:	Come on Kids!

SFX:		door opens, Jack moans

Announc:	Come on up Gander Bay Way, to Uncle Jack's Shack!	

JACK:		Come on Esau, give ya Uncle Jack a kidney.

Announc:	It's fun for the whole family.

SFX:		Operating room.

JACK:		If that's he' s liver, then?

WARDEN:		(over megaphone) It's no use Jack, we know what you're doing.

JACK:		Uh-oh.

SFX:		Tear gas canisters through window.	

Announc:	Every Saturday at 1:00, Uncle Jack's Shack.  Only on BCN.