GE 1997-8 Season 4 Episode 5: Intro
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version. 

DOUG:	THE BCN THING

THEME

CLIPS

WACKA-WACKA

PAUL:	Calling all Canadians and inciting all Icelanders !  
	Crank up that radio, here we blow !  My name is Paul Moth. 

	On today's show:  premium brew with a big fat head on it;  
	the long arm of the censor sweeps clean the library shelves;  
	and a puff ball of magnetic mould mushrooms from deep beneath the BCN.
 
	All this, for you, with me, on The Great Eastern, Nfld.'s Cultural Magazine.

SFX:	THEME UP AND OUT