GE 1997-8 Season 4 Episode 5: Traffic Alert
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.

Hello I am Erling Biggs your award winning weather watchdog with traffic alert.  
Traffic Alert brought to you by Furlong Confections, makers of Knobs in Newfoundland 
for over Fifty years.

Because of a St. Finian's Fundraiser - the school's soocer team is trying to get 
themselves in the Guiness Book of World Records by preparing the world largest 
boiled dinner - traffic is logy at the Corte Real Roundabout.  If you are out 
and about today why not visit St. Finian's and support the squad by purchasing a 
plate of salt meat and cabbage.   

60,000 moose licenses have been issued in Newfoundland so it's no wonder that we 
have to report heavy gun-fire on the Southern Shore Highway near the Horse Chops.  
Anyone heading down the shore today should take care. 

Tonight, Friday, why not ... no I'm afraid that's an announcement from yesterday. ...

A pulic notice here for cake recipes?  is that right?