GE 1997-8 Season 4 Episode 6: University of the Air
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version. 

ANNOUNCER:	Bouffant today, pouf tomorrow ?

MUSIC:	HANDEL'S WASSERMUSIK oder VIVALDI'S FOUR SEASONS

ANNOUNCER:	Bob's your uncle when University of the Air presents 
	Professor Roxeanne Hunter's "History of Hair."  Close argument ?  
	Hairsplitting, indeed.  Madame Pompadour ... GI Joe ... Beaver Cleaver ... 
	Grace Jones ... Vidal Sassoon. Hirsute ... his suit ... it doesn't matter !  
	Put a crimp in your day with the coif-fuhrer of tonsorial history, 
	Roxeanne Hunter.  It's a beehive of activity, when University of the Air 
	becomes ... University of the Hair !  Wednesday at 11:00 a.m., only on BCN 520.