VOICE:	This week, on Classical Comedy ...

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JOHN:	Hi, I'm John Marshall ...

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VLAD:	And I'm Vladoblad Ragdalhoolick.

JOHN:	No, you're not !

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VLAD:	But seriously, folks ...

JOHN:	Join me and Vlad on Sunday night at 7 here on the BCN 
	for Classical Comedy.  This week ...

VLAD:	We cast our spotlight on the career of a comic genius !

JOHN:	A man who has made all our lives a funnier place to be.

VLAD:	Yes, we'll feature Red Skelton, comic genius ... did I say 
	that already ?

JOHN:	Yes !

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JOHN:	Long an influence on our generation of humourists, Red, as he 
	was known, created a style of comedy that appeared slapstick and 
	superficial ...

VLAD:	But in reality touched the soul of humanity ... through his 
	all-too-human characters.

JOHN:	Who will ever forget the Tramp ...

VLAD:	Jethro Clampett ...

JOHN:	And of course, Denis the Menace.

VLAD:	Remember Ruff ?

JOHN:	Mr. Wilson ?

VLAD:	What a legacy !

JOHN:	Sunday night at seven o'clock ...

VLAD:	Classical Comedy with Red Skelton ...

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JOHN:	And you, Vladimir Ragdalhoolick ...

VLAD:	And you, John Marshall.  Here, on the BCN.