GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 10: BCN Community Announcements
Note: this is a transcript.

The numbing blue glow of daytime television, swapping prescription 
meds, rollies, a basement room in a boarding house on Malta Street. 
Sound familiar? Then you might want to help form a Rabbittown 
Association of Layabouts. Persons interested can meet late Monday 
afternoon at Hibbs Grocery and Confectionary.

The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of St. John's needs a miracle. Just 
one more and they will be able to petition the Vatican for the 
beatification of Father Joseph Jiggs O'Reilly, the Dancing Priest. 
If you have recovered spontaneously from a disease or malady, found 
a long-lost object or loved-one due to the intercession of father 
Jiggs, or have seen a latent image of Father Jiggs, please phone the 
Roman Catholic Episcopal Corporation at 725-3670.

Avalon Mothers for a Moment's Peace are holding their weekly get-together 
at 8, Tuesday evening in the all-purpose room of St. Matthew's Parish Hall. 
Topics on the agenda include: ranking the summer camps--is a three-month 
stay too long for the kids?; how to disappear in your own home; and a 
survey of tracking collars for the family. The group adjourns to the 
Tiki-Meow Lounge at 10:30 for gins and a full-out, no-holds-barred bitch 
session. Avalon Mothers for a Moment's Peace: For The Love of God Will 
You Please Shut Up?