GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 11: Paulitorial
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
PAUL: The more things change, the more they stay the same.
"There's too much violence in hockey"; "baseball players
get paid too much"; "the weather this year is terrible";
"the weather this year is fantastic"; "it's gonna be a hard
winter"; "kids - you can't live with 'em, you can't live
without 'em."
Par example ...
Mom - my god, how old is she ? And she's exactly the same
as I remember her when she turned 50 ... or was it 60 ? She
must be 90 now, and still no signs of my inheritance. Last
week I saw her toting a 45 pound puncheon of salt meat up the
basement stairs and into the pantry, then throwing it up on
top of a barrel of flour.
Our City Council commissions four separate consultant's reports;
they all recommend that council not erect a new hockey rink in
the olde towne of St. John's. Guess what's going up smack dab
in the middle of the city now ? One mayor is as principled as
another, it seems.
But then, every work-day morning, I get up on Shank's Mare and
hoof it down here to the office. I meander along the rim of the
ovoid bowl that is our harbour and through one of the most
breath-takingly beautiful cities on the face of the earth, filling
my lungs with lightly salted air, nodding and winking and exchanging
pleasantries with St. John's cornerboys and nunnyfudgers who share
my secret wish with me - please, let this stay the same, too.