PAUL:	Is there nothing that can stop the awful advance of this, 
	the most imitated game show on the Long Wave ?  

	No !  Nothing !  It's time you became a willing participant in the 
	What's That Noise From Newfoundland contest!

	Playing this game means you must have exposure to the noise!  
	Hollis Duffett, bare all and bring that quivering oscillation 
	once more to our thirsting ears.

SFX:	THE NOISE

	Let alone Newfoundland, what on earth is that noise.

	Testing your deductive fettle, I let fall my bag-diving digits, 
	they do the dirty work and pull out this ... an e-mail from ... 
	well of all places, Newfoundland, look at that.  It's from Gord 
	Locke and he writes:  "I think the noise is a Pine Marten!"

	Pine martens, of course, are an endangered species here on the 
	island related to the common weasel ...

SFX:	WINNER'S THEME

	Gord Locke, meet Hollis Duffett, our contest judge, who judges 
	your entry ... correct !  A pine marten it is, an animal near 
	extermination because of the interminable quest by international 
	cartels for trees which they turn in to the National Enquirer, 
	and the Globe and Post.  Personally, I'd take a pine marten 
	over a Globe and Post any day.

	And sure there's hardly enough meat on a marten to load a barbecue 
	skewer, anyway.
 
	Still, it would be a sin if the world were deprived of an animal 
	just because we won't eat it.

	Soundward !

	A correct entry means we have a new sonic stumper for you to identify.

	Get a pencil and some paper, I'll give you our addresses in a moment.

	But first, Gentleman Duffett, acquaint our good listeners with an 
	uncontaminated ululation.

SFX:	THE NEW NOISE

	Laid out for your delectation, now all you have to do is mail us 
	with your answer.  Send everything you have to the What's That Noise 
	From Newfoundland Contest, 342 Duckworth St., St. John's, A1C 1H5.  
	Or e-us, that address is greateastern@stjohns.cbc.ca

	Noise ?  Sound ?  Music !

	Released within the last 180 hours, here's 180 seconds of Fur Packed 
	Action with "Two Steps" from their new cd, "The Dull Thud of Fur."

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