GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 2: Intro
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version. 
DOUG :	THE BCN THING

THEME

CLIPS

WACKA-WACKA

PAUL:	Come in, Canada !  Komm du sidl, Iceland !  
	Newfoundland, this way up !

	On today's show:  smoking phatties on the left coast; 
	tracing a path through the thorny past; washing out the 
	filthy mouth of the Internet; and, calling Erling Biggs 
	... come in, Erling Biggs !

	All this for you, with me, on The Great Eastern, Nfld.'s 
	Cultural Magazine !