GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 20: Intro
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
DOUG:	THE BCN THING

THEME

CLIPS

WACKA-WACKA

PAUL:	Buenos dias, Canada, howdy !  Bless-uth, Iceland !  
	And Newfoundland, top up your kettle!

	On today's show:  the origins, explanations and definitions 
	of all things mind wonk; just what kind of stupid are you ?;  
	and, gee, I lost my ... ah;  and, what's that nurse got to 
	do with cultural policy in Canada !

	All this for you, with me, on The Great Eastern, Nfld.'s 
	Cultural Magazine !