GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 26: BCN Programming Highlights
Note: this is a transcript.
Tonight on the BCN Concert Series, tune in for a special
farewell performance of The Whistler. Over the years,
thousands have enjoyed the labial virtuosity of Benjamin
Humphries and tonight his golden embouchure delivers the
goods one last time. Ben brings the curtain down on a
half-century of winsome warbling with an all-Roger Whittaker
playbill performed before a celebrity-packed house at the
Battery Opera. That's tonight at 9 on BCN Concert Series.
Tomorrow morning at 6:45, it's The Happy Tightwad. Yes it's
time once again for Bernard Ayres' Tax Avoidance Jamboree.
Bernard and his special guests help one another us their
vast stores of money to keep it from Revenue Canada.
Celebrate miraculous investment tools such as Moldovan
Treasury Ransom Note, Stink Bonds, Eternal Deferrals and
Amazing Sea Monkeys. That's the Annual Tax Avoidance
Jamboree on the Happy Tightwad, tomorrow morning at 6:45.
Middle class wage slaves need not apply.
And this week on Variety Meats, hosts Stubb and Chubb
Laracy invite you to meet the weiner. The weiner in it
its many guises--frankfurter, vienna sausage, pickled
grog bit, has bee a friend of the Happy Provicne since
the first meat mill was established at Bay Bulls in the
early eighteenth century. Was the old weiner really better?
Has the inclusion of poultry by-products or even tofu
diminished the weiner? Any why does the Big Bursey still
retain the title "King of Weiners"? That's Tuesday at 4,
on Variety Meats.