GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 26: BCN Programming Highlights
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Tonight on the BCN Concert Series, tune in for a special 
farewell performance of The Whistler. Over the years, 
thousands have enjoyed the labial virtuosity of Benjamin 
Humphries and tonight his golden embouchure delivers the 
goods one last time. Ben brings the curtain down on a 
half-century of winsome warbling with an all-Roger Whittaker 
playbill performed before a celebrity-packed house at the 
Battery Opera. That's tonight at 9 on BCN Concert Series.

Tomorrow morning at 6:45, it's The Happy Tightwad. Yes it's 
time once again for Bernard Ayres' Tax Avoidance Jamboree. 
Bernard and his special guests help one another us their 
vast stores of money to keep it from Revenue Canada. 
Celebrate miraculous investment tools such as Moldovan 
Treasury Ransom Note, Stink Bonds, Eternal Deferrals and 
Amazing Sea Monkeys. That's the Annual Tax Avoidance 
Jamboree on the Happy Tightwad, tomorrow morning at 6:45. 
Middle class wage slaves need not apply.

And this week on Variety Meats, hosts Stubb and Chubb 
Laracy invite you to meet the weiner. The weiner in it 
its many guises--frankfurter, vienna sausage, pickled 
grog bit, has bee a friend of the Happy Provicne since 
the first meat mill was established at Bay Bulls in the 
early eighteenth century. Was the old weiner really better? 
Has the inclusion of poultry by-products or even tofu 
diminished the weiner? Any why does the Big Bursey still 
retain the title "King of Weiners"? That's Tuesday at 4, 
on Variety Meats.