GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 26: Intro
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version. 
DOUG:	INTRO

CLIPS

WACKA-WACKA

PAUL:	Attention, Canada, hello, konn du sidle, Iceland, 
	and Nfld, bear with me.

	On today's show:   new Shakespearian discoveries 'neath 
	the turf o' Ferryland;  down, down, down, down we go, 
	into the arch-sub-ur-vault;  and finally, we are out 
	of here !

	All this for you, with me, on The Great Eastern, Nfld's 
	Cultural Magazine.