GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 26: What's That Noise?
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
PAUL:	It's rowdy time !  Rackets and uproar, din and 
	disorder ... these are the things I love so well !

	Get ready now for the onset of the sound that won't 
	go away, What's that noise from Newfoundland. 

	Hollis Duffett is our minder of the good vibration 
	and only he knows how it goes.

SFX:	THE NOISE

	Wow ... is there anywhere else that could possibly 
	come from but Newfoundland ?

	Down I stretch, way down, almost scraping the bottom of 
	the bag, and there I find this, an entry all the way 
	from Susan Lantos, in Ottawa, Ontario. Susan writes:  
	"Dear Great Eastern: I believe I know what that noise was! 
	It's the sound of seals under water calling out. It's a 
	wonderful cascading sound isn't it..."

	Thanks for writing, Susan.  What sayest thou, Hollis 
	Duffett, our audio umpire ?

SFX:	THE WINNER'S THEME

	I love it !  Another winner !  Susan Lantos of Ottawa, that 
	is a great guess, seals underwater it is, off the coast of 
	the mainland section of our province, Labrador.  They do 
	sound marvellous, don't they ? Congratulations, Susan, 
	your BCN souvenir is in the mail.
 
	Now, this being our last show to Canada for ... awhile, 
	I guess, and the fact being that you won't hear the 
	contest to guess at the unknown, the NRTC - Newfoundland 
	Radio and Telegraph Commission - has deemed it illegal 
	for us to broadcast our new noise to our countrymates, 
	so the Newfoundland audience only will hear what our new 
	noise is.

	Hollis ?

SFX:	TONE 

	The new Krupps-Funkenscheit noise blocker works pretty 
	well, hey ?

	Apologies to our Canadian listeners, but for those of you 
	locals who may have the answer to our sonic query, send it 
	to us at The What's That Noise From Nfld Contest, c/o the 
	BCN, 342 Duckworth St., St. John's, A1C 1H5.

	Or you can e-mail your guess, and that address is 
	greateastern@stjohns.cbc.ca

	There's no blocking these sounds.  Here's a tune from Fur 
	Packed Action's new cd, "The Dull Thud of Fur" called 
	"Employee of the Month."