GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 4: Intro
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version. 
DOUG :	THE BCN THING

THEME

CLIPS

WACKA-WACKA

PAUL:	Bienvenue à chéz nous, Canada, come on in to our place !  
	Goth-ann die-inn, Iceland !  Can Newfoundland come out to play ?

	On today's show:  washing out the filthy mouth of the Internet;  
	the annual smoking of the wasps and beaching of the canoe;  
	and hot dogs in the wild West End !

	All this for you, with me, on The Great Eastern, Nfld.'s Cultural Magazine !