SFX:	PAUL IN THE STREET.  MEDIUM CROWD MILLING ABOUT

PAUL:	Canada starts here, well, not exactly here.  

	Just about a gun shot down the road is a sign marking the 
	beginning of the Trans Canada Highway.  Mile Zero.  That 
	being the case, we are the launch site of many cross Canada 
	treks, on bike, by foot, by roller-blade, what have you.  
	These adventures are usually fund raisers for worthy causes.

	With winter looming, it's reported to be hiding behind Labrador, 
	the last of these long distance numbers is starting right here, 
	outside the BCN building on Duckworth Street. One moment. (Paul 
	shouts) Bring him over, I want to speak with him!  What?  The BCN!  
	This building here you … BCN!  Listen, I'm live here !
	Today, Geoffrey Sinclair of Toronto is … well, here he is now, I'll 
	let him explain it.  

GEOFF:	Hi.

PAUL:	Now, Geoff what mode of transport are you using to get you to 
	B.C. on your trek across Canada ?

GEOFF:	I being pulled in a trailer.

PAUL:	Oh, that trailer there?

GEOFF:	That's right, that's H.Q.

PAUL:	It's an Airstream trailer, isn't it ?

GEOFF:	This baby has all the amenities, satellite television, a 
	convection oven and a bath.

PAUL:	(perplexed) This is a fund raiser?

GEOFF:	Yes.
PAUL:	For ?

GEOFF:	The Geoff Sinclair Fund, that's me.

PAUL:	The cause is …?

GEOFF:	Spoiled Children.  I was really very spoiled as a child and 
	consequently I haven't been able to make my way in the world.  
	I can't stand taking instructions.  I'm petulant and lazy.  
	It's debilitating.

PAUL:	I'll bet.

GEOFF:	It's all my parents fault.

	So with the fund raising campaign, I should be able to continue loafing.  
	I just cannot hold down a job.

PAUL:	And other spoiled kids?

GEOFF:	No, this is for me. They've got their own problems.  So how 
	about a contribution?

PAUL:	Ah, sure, I guess.

SFX:	NICKEL IN CUP

GEOFF:	A nick … ? oooofffff.

PAUL:	Best of luck, Geoff.  Off you go.