The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary will be holding an auction 
of decommissoned equipment this afternoon at the firing range. 
Items available include four fully-loaded police cruisers, a 
vintage Black Mariah, ten cases each containing twelve canisters 
past due-date tear gas, thirty-six never-worn uniforms, all size 
men's small, as well as a wide selection of cuffs, shackles and 
irons. The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary: Few are Qualified.

Artists who have thought better of it can meet at the Bohdran 
Gallery tomorrow at noon. Topics for discussion include; 
"Getting Back Your Most Embarrassing Work", "Retraining 
Alternatives for Persons Formerly Engaged in Modern Dance 
or Performance Art" and "Dressing up the Old Resume".

The University of Newfoundland at St. John's Botanical Institute 
wants you to have your pick. The experimental farm at Daleberg is 
closing down for another season and the public is being invited to 
share in the bounty. It's first come-first served, Sunday morning 
starting at 7 a.m. Bring a sack, a shovel and an appetite. Come 
and root around our gardern tomorrow.

Wicca Newfoundland is establishing a coven in Mount Pearl. Women 
interested in performing the ancient Pagan rites are asked to meet 
at the community center this Tuesday at 10 p.m.. Tea and cookies 
will be served.