GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 7: Intro
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version. 
DOUG:	THE BCN THING

THEME

CLIPS

WACKA-WACKA

PAUL:	Get out of the way, Canada, we're coming through !  
	Bless-uth, Iceland!  Newfoundland, stay right where you are !

	On today's show:  roaring across the steppes of Avalonskistan;  
	up in the woods, when the radio was czar; and how much am I 
	bid for this Holy Grail !

	All this for you, with me, on The Great Eastern, Nfld.'s 
	Cultural Magazine !