GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 8: Intro
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version. 
DOUG:	THE BCN THING

THEME

CLIPS

WACKA-WACKA

PAUL:	Joyeuse 'allowe'en, Canada, trick or treat;  konn-du 
	sidle, Iceland;  and Newfoundland, save my place for me !
 
	On today's show:  swingin' bones in a cryptic basement vault;  
	the munificent years of a glory state long past;  and Black 
	is back, with a broad new sheet!

	All this for you, with me, on The Great Eastern, Nfld.'s Cultural 
	Magazine !