GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 8: What's That Noise?
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.

PAUL:	"Good, good, good, good vibrations ..." yes, it's time to 
	get the vibe from out here on the edge, time for the greatest 
	game show I've ever heard, time to play ... What's That Noise 
	From Newfoundland !  

	What would a contest be without a prize ?  Guess the sound and 
	you could win a gorgeous BCN tee-shirt.

	We can't just give it away, you must earn it, and you earn it by 
	correctly identifying this noise ... Hollis Duffett, hit that 
	long and lingering note and let it float.

SFX:	THE NOISE

	Confused ?  Don't worry, we'll give you another hint before I give 
	you the contest address at the end of the contest.

 	Into the bag o' mail I descend, to pull out this, an e-mail entry from 
	... Karen Goldblatt of Downsview, Ontario.  It reads - "To:  Ismael 
	Lundrigan, Hello Ismael:  (Going over my head, I see.)  My husband and 
	I were in Newfoundland this past summer.  We were tuned into your show 
	last week and loved it.  (Da bomb !)  We both think that Newfoundland 
	is Canada's BEST KEPT SECRET.  (Sssh, Karen, not too loud.) We will 
	definitely be back!  We think we can identify the sound.  We think it 
	is iceberg ice melting, and the sound is trapped air escaping.  It is 
	the sound you hear when you hold iceberg ice up against your ear.  
	Thank you.  Karen Goldblatt."

	Hollis ?

SFX:	THE WINNER'S THEME

	Yes, Karen Goldblatt of Ontario, that is indeed the sound of ten-million 
	year old ice melting in a tumbler of rum !  Congratulations, how did you 
	ever figure that one out ?  Your tee shirt is being wrapped figuratively 
	as I speak.

	When a sound on our show is correctly identified, we go to the immense stock 
	of amazing noises that emanate only from Newfoundland.  Here's our new sonic 
	stumper.

	Hollis Duffett, guardian of things noisome, let's hear it.

SFX:	THE NOISE

	If you recognize that sound, let us know !  Send your mail to the What's 
	That Noise From Newfoundland Contest, 342 Duckworth St., St. John's, A1C 1H5.  
	Or e-us, that address is greateastern@stjohns.cbc.ca
	Musical requests from the vast north atlantic basin have been pouring in from 
	our Icelandic re-broadcasts, and we've finally translated one of them.

	For ... a special listener ... in Sweden, here are Lena Willemark and Ale 
	Möller with "Samsingen."

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