GE 1996-7 Season 3 Episode 22: Medicine Chest
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.
A full sixth of the population will suffer, at some point, from a mental illness.  
Look around the room five, four, three, two, one.  Hi, I'm Dr. E. Victor Squires 
and host of BCN's Medicine Chest.  This week we will examine the proposition that 
you are the only sentient being on the planet and everybody you know is really a 
robot programed for your amusement by an alien intelligence.  We'll unscrew Mom 
and see what's inside, this week on Medicine Chest.


A full sixth of the population will suffer, at some point, from a mental illness 
and you've been feeling all sixes and sevens.  Hi, I'm Dr. E. Victor Squires and 
host of BCN's Medicine Chest.  You've been asking, where would we be without numbers.  
How would I know where I lived, or whether I'm late?  And if I was, how would I call 
home to tell them?  What does this cost?  Where are all those buses going?  
Yes Gerry there are coded messages but they're not for you, this week on Medicine Chest.