GE 1998-9 Season 5 Episode 9: What's That Noise?
Note: this is not a transcript, but a working draft of the script, so there may be differences in the aired version.

PAUL:	Glory, glory, hallelieuia !

	Get out your ears and bend them toward the crystal set.

	Put your hand on the volume dial and TWIST it up just a 
	little bit louder.

	Prepare yourself mentally and physically for the rigours of 
	the most demanding and popular game show in the canon of game 
	shows, What's That Noise from Newfoundland.

	Hollis Duffett has been exercising like a maniac and feels up 
	to the task of bringing you the secret sound.  Hollis, hoist 'er up.

SFX:	THE NOISE

	I get chills whenever I hear that hubbub bubble.

	So, let's see what it is that you think it is.

	Into the mail sack I wander, to find ... this ... it's a letter from ... 
	Regina, Saskatchewan, far out on the prairies - scary place, the prairies, 
	you never know what'll come out of the sky at you there - and it's from 
	Patrick Devero, and he writes:  "Dear Paul, my son, my son, How could you 
	insult your listeners with a sound so common as that in your latest "What's 
	that noise ... "?  Everybody that has worked on the water for any time at 
	all knows that noise is the snores of a scull of baby scuppers snoozing on 
	sunny rocks after a big feed of snagles or whatever.  Challenge us with 
	something a little more harder next time, will you.  Yours sincerely, Patrick 
	Devero."

	Here's a confident contestant, no doubt about that, and as to your guess ... 
	Hollis ?

	No, Patrick Devero of Saskatchewan, not a scull of scuppers - whatever 
	they are.

	So, find a pen and paper, I'll give you our contest address as soon as 
	you hear the noise once more.  Hollis, please.

SFX:	THE NOISE

	If you find yourself going "I know what that is," then you must mail me 
	as soon as possible.  Send your entry to the What's That Noise From 
	Newfoundland Contest, 342 Duckworth St., St. John's, A1C 1H5.  Or e-us, 
	that address is greateastern@stjohns.cbc.ca

	Stay with us, now, we'll be going back to the woods after this short 
	commercial message.